PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joost Van De Wolf Keizer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vinnie Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van De Wolf Keizer comes to the cage accompanied by MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER. Collins has chosen Bloc Party - The Prayer as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vinnie Collins was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Van De Wolf Keizer
vs
Collins

205 cm
31
262 lbs
25 - 7 - 1

211 cm
36
285 lbs
28 - 14 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vinnie Collins!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Collins scores with the left hand. Van De Wolf Keizer knows he should have avoided that one.
Van De Wolf Keizer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Collins.
Collins throws a series of punches but Van De Wolf Keizer avoids them all with ease.
Collins connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Collins lands with a thumping leg kick.
Collins takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Collins thows a body shot but no joy.
Good leg kick by Collins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Collins misses with an uppercut. Van De Wolf Keizer saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Collins connects with an inside leg kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Collins tries to work over Van De Wolf Keizer's front leg with a kick but Van De Wolf Keizer checks it.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice body kick there by Collins.
Danga de danga de dang - Collins scores with a four punch combination!
Collins cracks Van De Wolf Keizer with an open hand slap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Collins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Collins misses with an uppercut
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a body kick that stops Collins in his tracks momentarily.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Collins's jab looks to have found its range, popping Van De Wolf Keizer under the eye.
Collins moves out of range as Van De Wolf Keizer strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Van De Wolf Keizer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Collins connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Van De Wolf Keizer momentarily.
Collins tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Van De Wolf Keizer is able to avoid easily.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Vinnie Collins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Van De Wolf Keizer moves into the clinch successfully.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with some punches.
Van De Wolf Keizer is working Collins over against the cage.
Collins stalling in the clinch but Van De Wolf Keizer improves position.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Collins is trying to stall.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a body punch.
Collins told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Collins is trying to maintain a safe position but Van De Wolf Keizer gets an underhook and turns Collins into the cage.
Collins has a couple of punches blocked by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a body punch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Collins.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Vinnie Collins.
Collins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer fails with a takedown attempt.

Van De Wolf Keizer drives through and clinches with Collins against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to work over Collins's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Collins lands a hook to the side of the head.
Collins trying to control the position but instead, Van De Wolf Keizer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Collins into the cage.
Collins lands a shot to the body.
Collins is looking to control Van De Wolf Keizer's arms but Van De Wolf Keizer gets an underhook and turns him. Now Collins has his back to the cage.
Collins throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Collins throws a punch but it's blocked by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Collins is trying to maintain a safe position but Van De Wolf Keizer gets an underhook and turns Collins into the cage.
A short right from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer can't find room to land a body shot as Collins controls the action.
A body shot lands from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

Van De Wolf Keizer wants the takedown. Collins is fighting it off but Van De Wolf Keizer persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Collins's guard against the cage.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Van De Wolf Keizer advances position into side control!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Collins is avoiding damage well.
Van De Wolf Keizer looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Collins is avoiding damage well.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to take a break and control but Collins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Collins is trying to control Van De Wolf Keizer's posture but Van De Wolf Keizer avoids it.
A bit of a lull in the action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Van De Wolf Keizer working the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vinnie Collins dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Collins.
Van De Wolf Keizer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Collins counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Collins misses the shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a body punch
and Collins counters with a stiff right hand.
Collins wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Van De Wolf Keizer checks a leg kick nicely.

Van De Wolf Keizer darts in and clinches Collins up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Collins dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Collins tries to stall but Van De Wolf Keizer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a nice shot to the body.
Collins wants to stall.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries a body shot but Collins blocks it.
Collins tries to stall but Van De Wolf Keizer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A short right from Van De Wolf Keizer.
A short left from Van De Wolf Keizer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer struggles to land a body shot inside as Collins controls his hands.
Van De Wolf Keizer is leaning against Collins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Collins tries a body shot but Van De Wolf Keizer blocks it.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to throw a body punch but Collins avoids it by throwing Van De Wolf Keizer back against the cage.
Collins displaying some good clinch control by pressing Van De Wolf Keizer up against the cage.
Van De Wolf Keizer digs a right hand underneath Collins's ribcage. Collins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Collins is breathing heavily.
Van De Wolf Keizer pushes Collins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Van De Wolf Keizer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Collins wants to stall.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Vinnie Collins.
Collins walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Collins tries to land a body kick
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Collins misses.
Horrible takedown by Van De Wolf Keizer or perhaps it was just good defense by Collins which made him look bad.
Collins has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer fails with a takedown attempt.
Collins just misses with a punch to the body.

Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer passes to full mount!
Collins really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer unloads with some shots from mount but Collins bucks and avoids them well.
Collins takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Collins is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Collins takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Collins tries to lock up and control but Van De Wolf Keizer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Collins is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Collins takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Van De Wolf Keizer's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
As Joost Van De Wolf Keizer got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Zis win is dick tit cated to my awezome slam peace of a girlfriend! Will you merry me? Zis Juicer wants only hiz Juice on you for ze rezt of hiz life! Or in you when we make little Van Der Wolfkeizer's one day! Let's us make fuck like bunniez!'.
Vinnie Collins spoke after the fight, saying 'I think it's time Gus let this ol dog lay down and die!'.