PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer has chosen Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Brown
vs
Kreischer

180 cm
30
128 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

195 cm
25
265 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Brown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kreischer gets caught napping as Brown dives in and scores a takedown. Kreischer manages to retain guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Brown trying to control the position from guard on top but Kreischer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kreischer keeping full guard, as Brown tries to pass.
Brown trying to control the position from guard on top but Kreischer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Tony Brown.
Brown has a takedown stuffed.
Nice takedown defense from Kreischer. No joy for Brown on that attempt.

Brown closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Brown really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Brown misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Brown trying to control the position but Kreischer is working away.

Brown is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kreischer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Kreischer regains half guard.

Kreischer actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kreischer keeps working.

Kreischer looking for submissions off his back.

Brown is working for a submission of some sort.
Kreischer is refusing to be controlled, as Brown sits in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kreischer defending well though.
Brown wants to take a breather but Kreischer is having none of it.
Brown looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Brown is looking for a kimura here.
Kreischer avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Brown.
Brown is keen to just control but Kreischer is a slippery customer.

Kreischer actively working from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown is trying to control the action in half guard but Kreischer is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Kreischer looking for submissions off his back.
Brown is looking to advance position but Kreischer won't allow it.

Brown is looking for a kimura here.
Kreischer is trying to get back to full guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

Brown seems to be looking for submissions.
Brown is looking to pass Kreischer's guard but actually Kreischer recovers to full guard.

Kreischer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Brown can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Brown got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kreischer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Brown has managed to get both his arms back between Kreischer's legs - danger averted.
Brown looking to sit in guard and control but Kreischer gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Brown working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Kreischer has passed into half guard!
Brown is trying to maintain the position but Kreischer is very close to passing his half guard.
Kreischer blocks the strikes from Brown.

Kreischer is working for a kimura but Brown is defending it quite comfortably.
Brown is trying to control but Kreischer passes into side control!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Brown looking for a sweep but Kreischer has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Brown sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Brown is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kreischer pulls his head out easily.
Kreischer is trying to control. Brown wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brown wants to improve his position but Kreischer is controlling well.
Brown trying to control but Kreischer postures up.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Brown punching from the bottom.
Brown wants to improve his position but Kreischer is controlling well.

Brown actively working from the bottom here.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Kreischer in particular looking to stall.

Kreischer seems to be working for a kimura but Brown defends the submission attempt.
Brown has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kreischer is working away from the top position though.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

Brown looking for submissions off his back.

Kreischer in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Brown tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Kreischer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bert Kreischer!
Bert Kreischer is the new super heavyweight champion!
Bert Kreischer thanked the fans post fight for their support.