PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kermit Earlandson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jase Robertson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Earlandson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, the theme from titanic. Robertson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: SAIL by AwolNation. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Earlandson
vs
Robertson

185 cm
28
193 lbs
17 - 22 - 0

192 cm
30
202 lbs
22 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kermit Earlandson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jase Robertson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Earlandson fails with a takedown attempt.

Robertson lands a big head kick that sends Earlandson tumbling to the mat! Robertson takes a step backwards and waves Earlandson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Kermit Earlandson has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Earlandson shoots in looking for a takedown but Robertson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Earlandson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Earlandson fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kermit Earlandson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Robertson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Robertson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Robertson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Earlandson moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Earlandson dives in and grabs Robertson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Robertson pushes down on Earlandson's head and hops out.
Earlandson misses with a takedown attempt - Robertson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
No luck for Earlandson with that takedown attempt.
Earlandson fails to land the takedown.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Earlandson. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Robertson tries to score with a low kick but Earlandson moves his leg out of the way.
Robertson scores with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Earlandson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Earlandson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Robertson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Robertson lands a two punch combo.
Earlandson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Robertson as he avoids it easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Earlandson shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Robertson's guard.
Robertson is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Earlandson advances position into side control!

Earlandson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Earlandson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
We've been hearing good reports from Earlandson's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

Earlandson tries for a kimura but Robertson is defending well.
Robertson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Robertson is pushing Earlandson's head away, looking to escape. Earlandson manages to hold on to the position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robertson can't do much from the bottom here.
Robertson is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Robertson struggling a bit here.
Robertson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Earlandson is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Robertson's shoulder. That is not cool.
Robertson is looking for a sweep.
Earlandson working away.

Earlandson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Robertson has escaped the position, nice work there.
Robertson tries to buck Earlandson off but Earlandson is having none of it.

Earlandson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robertson tries to improve position but can't.
Robertson manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Earlandson trying to hold on to Robertson's head to control him but Robertson postures up.
Earlandson is refusing to be controlled, as Robertson sits in half guard.

Earlandson with the active half guard here but Robertson passes nicely into side control.
Earlandson regains half guard.
Earlandson tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Robertson has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Robertson controlling the pace for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Earlandson wants to control but Robertson is having none of it.
Earlandson manages to regain half guard. Good work.

Earlandson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Robertson pulls his head out easily.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Robertson is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Earlandson trying to control here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Robertson wants to pass the guard but Earlandson is defending well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Robertson has decided to stand back up but his arm is trapped. Whilst he's worrying about his arm, Earlandson works to full guard.

Earlandson is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Robertson has his hands clasped together but Earlandson extends and breaks Robertson's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Earlandson.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kermit Earlandson!
During a confident post fight interview, Kermit Earlandson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.