PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hironobu Uematsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uematsu's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Primus - Laquer Head. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Uematsu
vs
Spanked

188 cm
26
203 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

187 cm
28
195 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hironobu Uematsu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uematsu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Donk. Uematsu catches Spanked right on the button with a cross.
Spanked connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Uematsu lands a body shot.
Spanked throws a leg kick

and Uematsu counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Uematsu.
Spanked stalling the fight.
Nice body punch from Uematsu.
Uematsu lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Spanked backwards.
Spanked misses with a body punch.
Uematsu can't find room to land a body shot as Spanked controls the action.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked misses with a body punch.
Spanked misses with a punch to the body.
Uematsu tries to work over Spanked's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Uematsu struggles to land a body shot inside as Spanked controls his hands.
Spanked tries a body shot but Uematsu blocks it.
Uematsu lands a body shot in the clinch.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Uematsu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uematsu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Uematsu lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Uematsu.
Uematsu swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uematsu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Spanked scores with a nice short uppercut.
Uematsu has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Uematsu lands a body punch in the clinch.
Spanked is trying to maintain a safe position but Uematsu gets an underhook and turns Spanked into the ropes.
Spanked is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.

Spanked manages to break the clinch.
Uematsu doesn't manage to clinch there - Spanked circles away.
Spanked getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Uematsu throws a leg kick but Spanked moved away.
Uematsu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Uematsu connects with a body shot that sends Spanked's belly button to the back.
Uematsu jabs Spanked to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uematsu misses the shot to the body.
Uematsu ducks right into an uppercut from Spanked.
Gonna Spanked seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spanked throws a low kick but Uematsu avoids it.
Spanked tests Uematsu's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uematsu checks a leg kick.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Uematsu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spanked defending well as Uematsu loads up on a big left hand.
Uematsu on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Uematsu lands a glancing blow to the side of Spanked's head.
Hironobu Uematsu is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spanked throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Uematsu on the side of the head.
Uematsu tests Spanked's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spanked bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Uematsu is looking to wear down Spanked with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spanked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Uematsu throws a head kick but Spanked moves out of range.
Uematsu walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked works Uematsu's body with a nice hook.
Uematsu swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Spanked decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Uematsu's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Spanked content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Uematsu is controlling Spanked's posture.
Uematsu keeping moving, preventing Spanked from controlling successfully.
Uematsu looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Spanked's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Spanked postures up in Uematsu's guard and throws a big left but Uematsu blocks it.
Uematsu looking for a sweep. Not yet Uematsu, not yet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spanked controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked won't allow Uematsu to sweep him here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Spanked connects with a crisp jab.
An inside leg kick from Uematsu misses.
Spanked displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Uematsu throws out the jab.
Spanked looks to land a right hand but Uematsu moved out of range.
Spanked jabs at Uematsu's body.
Spanked dodges the punch combination from Uematsu.
Uematsu takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uematsu takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spanked scores with a nice right hand.
Spanked scores with a nice head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spanked.

It looks like Hironobu Uematsu has been cut.
Uematsu tries to bum rush Spanked with a series of wild strikes but Spanked uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uematsu throws a head kick that Spanked semi-blocks.
Spanked lands a lovely overhand right.
Spanked looks to land a left hand but Uematsu moved out of range nicely.
Spanked lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Spanked. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Spanked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big left from Spanked misses.
Spanked slips under a jab.
Uematsu on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Uematsu throws a wild body kick that Spanked sees coming a mile off.
Uematsu throws a low kick but Spanked avoids it.
Spanked connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uematsu just misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spanked.
Uematsu misses the shot to the body.
Uematsu takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Uematsu throws a body punch but Spanked moves out of range.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Uematsu walks into a straight right hand from Spanked.

Uematsu is rocked!
Spanked finds Uematsu's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Uematsu flops back against the ropes, eyes gazing into the distance. Spanked lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Uematsu will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gonna Spanked! Gonna Spanked retains his middleweight title!
A relieved looking Gonna Spanked thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.