PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Stryker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stryker is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Die Motherfucker Die by Dope. Dickie Crash has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crash
vs
Stryker

188 cm
24
200 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

188 cm
35
193 lbs
28 - 22 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dickie Crash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Stryker!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stryker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stryker fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Crash on the side of the head.
Crash takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Stryker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crash.
Stryker scoring well with a low kick there.
Stryker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stryker misses with a combination
and Crash counters with a nice low kick that buckles Stryker's knee momentarily.
We've been told by Crash's head coaches at Hey Steve's Fight Shack that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Crash tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stryker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stryker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crash was well out of range. Poor timing from Stryker.
Crash missing with a left hand there. Stryker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crash lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stryker connects with a solid leg kick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Stryker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stryker misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stryker.
Stryker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Stryker presses Crash against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Crash misses with a body punch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Stryker - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Stryker blocks the elbow strike.
Stryker swings wildly with an uppercut but Crash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crash stalling.
Come on Stryker - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Stryker tries to work over Crash's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crash looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Stryker can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
Crash has a couple of punches blocked by Stryker.
Stryker swings wildly with an uppercut but Crash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stryker misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Crash is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Stryker is defending well for now.
Crash working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Stryker.
Stryker takes a knee to the side of the body.
Crash misses with a punch to the body.
Crash with a knee to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Knees in the clinch landing for Crash.
Nice body punch from Stryker.
Stryker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stryker misses with some punches.
Stryker has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Stryker scores with a shoulder strike.
Crash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crash blocks a body shot from Stryker.
Crash throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crash presses Stryker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Crash throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stryker blocks it with crossed arms.
Stryker misses with a body punch.
Crash tries to land a knee to the head but Stryker blocks with his arms.
Crash using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stryker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stryker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stryker.
Stryker avoiding damage as Crash throws knees to the body.
Stryker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crash is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stryker lands a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stryker.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stryker takes a knee right on the jaw!
Stryker tries to work over Crash's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crash stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Crash tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stryker.
Crash tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Crash softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Crash with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Crash is leaning against Stryker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crash.
Stryker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Crash obliges.
Stryker looks winded!
Crash landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Stryker can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Crash just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stryker's brow.
Crash blocks a body shot from Stryker.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crash blocks an uppercut.
Crash lands a damaging elbow.
Stryker can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
Crash scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dickie Crash will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Stryker throws a nice looking combination but Crash bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stryker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Crashs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Stryker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crash sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dickie Crash is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crash throws a lazy right hand but Stryker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stryker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Crash lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stryker circles away quickly and effectively.
Crash missing with a left hand there. Stryker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stryker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Crash at a distance.
Stryker misses with a looping right.
Stryker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Crash throws a leg kick but Stryker sees it coming and moves out of range.
Crash moves out of range of the strikes.
Stryker takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Crash tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice cross by Stryker.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Crash!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash lands the left hand.

Stryker is rocked!
Stryker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crash sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stryker is still on wobbly legs! Can Crash finish him?
Crash connects with a nice looking jab.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crash misses with the combination.
Stryker keeps the fight on the outside.
Crash steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stryker.
Crash moves away from the strike by Stryker.
Crash steps in with a hook that catches Stryker right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Crash follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Stryker looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dickie Crash!
In his post fight interview, Dickie Crash gave a big smile as he said 'Damn I'm good. I want Darren Lockyer next. That guy is a cotton headed ninny muggins. I want to knock that bald noggin right off his scrawny shoulders. '.