PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Burt Reynolds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Treasure Island. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Doe
vs
Reynolds

180 cm
26
275 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

181 cm
26
255 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, John Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Burt Reynolds!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe catches Reynolds with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Burt Reynolds has been cut.
Doe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reynolds.
Doe throws a right hand that misses
and Reynolds counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Reynolds with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Doe to score with a decent uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Reynolds staying out of range there.
Reynolds circles away from the clinch attempt.
Reynolds has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Reynolds fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Reynolds tries to clinch but Doe is having none of it.

Doe moves into range and clinches up with Reynolds.
Doe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Doe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the fighters up against the cage, Doe throws an elbow but misses.
Reynolds misses with a short punch on the inside.
Reynolds with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Reynolds blocks an elbow strike from Doe.
Reynolds tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Reynolds misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reynolds with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Reynolds blocks an elbow strike.
Reynolds blocks an elbow strike from Doe.
Doe avoiding damage as Reynolds throws knees to the body.
Doe pushes off an throws an elbow but Reynolds leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Doe lands an elbow just above Reynolds 's eye.
Doe throws an elbow that misses.
Doe lands an elbow that stopped Reynolds in his tracks for a moment.

The cut above Burt Reynolds's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Burt Reynolds's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Doe!
John Doe bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.