PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Waclav Szbrjcik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boredom Eternal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Szbrjcik comes into the arena with Public Enemy ft. Anthrax : Bring The Noise blaring out of the sound system. Eternal is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Pelageya & Darya Moroz-Oy, da ne vecher (russian folk music). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Szbrjcik
vs
Eternal

185 cm
31
221 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

188 cm
33
220 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Waclav Szbrjcik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Boredom Eternal!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Eternal scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Szbrjcik avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Eternal.
Eternal thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Szbrjcik's head.
Eternal has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Eternal trying to mount his opponent but Szbrjcik defends it.
Szbrjcik trying to control from the bottom.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Eternal lands a nice short elbow.
Szbrjcik is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Nordic Top Team, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Szbrjcik won't allow Eternal to pass to mount.
Szbrjcik wants to control but Eternal is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Eternal is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Szbrjcik is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Boredom Eternal!
Boredom Eternal seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.