PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yiotis Egomitis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Genghis Khan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khan has chosen Nirvana - The Man Who Sold the World as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Egomitis
vs
Khan

182 cm
24
175 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

175 cm
25
187 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yiotis Egomitis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Genghis Khan!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Khan throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Egomitis tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Khan is in Egomitis's guard.
Khan throws a big right hand that misses.

Khan drops back looking for a leg! Egomitis is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Egomitis manages to kick Khan off! Khan jumps back into Egomitis's guard.
Egomitis knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Khan on the ground.
Khan throws a big elbow that misses.

Khan postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Egomitis is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Khan, into his guard.

Egomitis is posturing up here but Khan has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Egomitis tries to roll out but it's too tight and Egomitis has to tap! Slick submission there by Khan!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Genghis Khan!
A relieved looking Genghis Khan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.