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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fast Lane Life (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fast Lane Life could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jerry Seinfeld's chin.
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fast Lane Life!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerry Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Life misses with a wild body shot.
Life misses with a right hand
and Seinfeld counters with a nice uppercut.
A left lands for Life.
Life misses with a jab, cross combination.
Life missing with a left hand there. Seinfeld was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Seinfeld slips a jab and a cross from Life.
Seinfeld throws a lazy right hand but Life sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A slow jab from Life misses its intended target.
Seinfeld throws an overhand right that lands on Life's shoulder, as Life tries to avoid the shot.
Life misses with a body shot.
Life paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Seinfeld looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Life throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Life slips a straight right by Seinfeld.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A jab from Life misses.
Life lands a nice looking body shot.
Life misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seinfeld.
Life dodges the punch combination from Seinfeld.
Life throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Life misses with a hook. Seinfeld ducked under it nicely.
Life fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Seinfeld manages to avoid it.
Seinfeld misses with a hook. Life ducked under it nicely.
Good work by Life as he checks the leg kick.
Seinfeld misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Life swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Seinfeld scores with a jab to the jaw.
Life punishes Seinfeld's body with a nice straight punch.
Seinfeld throws a hook but Life blocks it.
Life defending well as Seinfeld loads up on a big left hand.
Good shot there by Life.
A thudding body kick lands there by Seinfeld!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Life bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Life looks to land a right hand but Seinfeld moved out of range.
Seinfeld keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Life.
Seinfeld gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Life.
Life misses with a wild combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Life misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Seinfeld counters with a nice body shot.
Seinfeld shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Life eats them both and turns towards Seinfeld to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Seinfeld looks to land a body kick but Life moved away.
Life keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Seinfeld.
Life definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Seinfeld uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Life.
Seinfeld misses with a few strikes there.
Fast Lane Life seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Life tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seinfeld was well out of range. Poor timing from Life.
Seinfeld tried to score with a low kick but Life checks it.
Seinfeld feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lifes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Life throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Life checks a leg kick nicely.
Life with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld throws a sloppy head kick and Life moves out of range easily.
Life drops his hands momentarily and Seinfeld takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Life throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Seinfeld sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Seinfeld throws a hook but Life avoids it easily.
Life ducks under a wild hook from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld sizes up Life with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Seinfeld misses with a hook. Life ducked under it nicely.
Both fighters circling a little - Seinfeld finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Seinfeld misses with a wild body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Seinfeld slips under a jab.
Seinfeld misses the shot to the body.
Seinfeld throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Life.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jerry Seinfeld dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Life misses with a wild body shot.
Life tests Seinfeld's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Seinfeld steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Life.
Life swings for the body but Seinfeld moves out of range.
Life swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Life slips a straight right by Seinfeld.
Jerry Seinfeld seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Seinfeld uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Life.
Life has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A big right from Seinfeld misses.
Life defending well as Seinfeld loads up on a big left hand.
The fighters circling - Life throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Life cracks Seinfeld with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld jabs at Life's body.
Seinfeld fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Life swings away with a body shot that misses
and Seinfeld counters with a stiff right hand.
Seinfeld looks to land a left hand but Life moved out of range nicely.
Seinfeld misses with an attempted mid kick.
Life misses with a shot to the body
and Seinfeld connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Life misses with a body shot.
Life misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seinfeld.
Life lands a lovely overhand right.
Life moves away from the strike by Seinfeld.
Life ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Seinfeld moves away.
Seinfeld takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld misses with a hook
and Life counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Life keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Seinfeld digs a good body shot into Life's ribs.
Seinfeld avoids the body shot from Life.
Life misses with a looping right.
Life throws a nice looking combination but Seinfeld bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Seinfeld bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Seinfeld walks into a left hand.
Seinfeld's jab looks to have found its range, popping Life under the eye.
A punch combination from Life misses.
Seinfeld tests Life's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld throws a wild body kick that Life sees coming a mile off.
Life's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Life duly obliges.
Life takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Seinfeld throws a half hearted mid kick.
Life jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Life looks to score with a jab to the body but Seinfeld is just out of range.
Life walks into a straight right hand from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld missing with a left hand there. Life was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Seinfeld misses with a low kick as Life jumps back.
Life throws a body punch but Seinfeld moves out of range.
Seinfeld throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Life with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Seinfeld throws a hook but Life blocks it.
Seinfeld throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Life swings for the body but Seinfeld moves out of range.
Seinfeld lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seinfeld throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Life walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Seinfeld moves away from the strike by Life.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Life jabs at Seinfeld's body.
Seinfeld on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Seinfeld throws a series of punches but Life avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jerry Seinfeld will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Seinfeld looks to land a combination but Life avoids it well.
Seinfeld throws a right hand that Life ducks under and follows up with a left that Life also avoids with ease.
Nice defenses there by Seinfeld.
Life tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seinfeld was well out of range. Poor timing from Life.
Seinfeld misses with a jab, cross combination.
Seinfeld motions for Life to come forward. Seinfeld throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A jab from Seinfeld does it's job there.
Nice jab there from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld misses with a hook
and Life counters with a nice uppercut.
Life thows a left - swing and a miss!
Life thows a left - swing and a miss!
Seinfeld throws a series of punches but Life avoids them all with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld connects with a good right hand that stumbles Life. Life circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Seinfeld walks into a jab.
Life misses with a lunging right hand
and Seinfeld cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Life connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Seinfeld momentarily.
Life throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Life throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Seinfeld sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Seinfeld works Life's body with a nice hook.
Life slips under a jab.
Seinfeld scores with a jab to the jaw.
A jab from Life misses.
Life takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Life is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld tries to land a leg kick but Life saw it coming and moves away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seinfeld just misses with a punch to the body.
Seinfeld throws a leg kick but Life sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Seinfeld slips under a jab.
Life slips under a jab.
Seinfeld throws a hook but Life blocks it.
Fast Lane Life has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Seinfeld on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Life just misses with a punch to the body.
Life thows a body shot but no joy.
Seinfeld on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Life throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Life dips to his left and cracks Seinfeld with an uppercut!
Seinfeld misses with a few strikes there.
Life throws an overhand right that lands on Seinfeld's shoulder, as Seinfeld tries to avoid the shot.
Life swings for the body but Seinfeld moves out of range.
Life throws a big shot that misses.
Life slips a straight right by Seinfeld.
Jerry Seinfeld is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Life misses with a body shot.
Seinfeld throws a wild body kick that Life sees coming a mile off.
Life keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Life uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Life.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Life misses with a right hand
and Seinfeld cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Life misses with a series of wild punches.
Life takes a swing at Seinfeld's ribcage but misses.
Life throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Life uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld sizes up Life with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Life looks to score with a jab to the body but Seinfeld is just out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Life throws a predictable looking body shot
and Seinfeld counters with a nice leg kick.
Seinfeld misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Seinfeld fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Life is out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jerry Seinfeld.
Well Seinfeld has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 27:30
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerry Seinfeld!
After the fight, Jerry Seinfeld was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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