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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Da Cookie Muncher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorenzo Sulphur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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197 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Da Cookie Muncher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lorenzo Sulphur!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sulphur connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sulphur staying out of range there.
Muncher fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sulphur is out of range.
Sulphur scores with a jab. Muncher acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sulphur on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sulphur tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Muncher defends well and Sulphur ends up having to push Muncher into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Sulphur has a couple of punches blocked by Muncher.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Sulphur is stalling here.
Muncher can't break the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Sulphur as Muncher tries to tie him up.
Muncher lands a nice uppercut.
Sulphur is working Muncher over against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muncher wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sulphur swings wildly with an uppercut but Muncher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sulphur breaks the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sulphur fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Muncher checks it well.
Sulphur with a nice cross.
Da Cookie Muncher is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Muncher.
Sulphur throws the left hand but Muncher avoids the punch easily.
Sulphur throws a left and a right that both miss
and Muncher counters with an inside leg kick.
Sulphur thows a body shot but no joy.
Muncher misses with an uppercut. Sulphur saw that one coming.
Sulphur lands a glancing blow to the side of Muncher's head.
Muncher tries to move into range but Sulphur moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Sulphur misses with a few strikes there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sulphur lands with a cross.
Sulphur connects with a crisp jab.
Sulphur fails to land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muncher checks a leg kick nicely.
Sulphur uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Muncher.
Sulphur slips under a jab.
A big right from Muncher misses.
Sulphur bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sulphur moves out of range as Muncher strikes.
Muncher falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sulphur connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sulphur misses with the combination.
Muncher throws a nice outside leg kick.
Muncher misses with a low kick.
Sulphur dips to his left and cracks Muncher with an uppercut!
Sulphur takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sulphur takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Muncher avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sulphur clinches up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muncher.
Sulphur lands a right hand.
Muncher is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sulphur is keeping busy.
Muncher leaning his opponent against the cage.
Sulphur is looking to control Muncher's arms but Muncher gets an underhook and turns him. Now Sulphur has his back to the cage.
Muncher is trying to break the clinch but Sulphur has him pressed against the cage.
Muncher takes a shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sulphur lands with a light punch inside.
Sulphur lands a hook that snaps the head of Muncher backwards.
Sulphur manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sulphur fails with the takedown
and Muncher counters with a left to the body.
Nice body kick from Muncher.
Sulphur moves out of range of the strikes.
Muncher bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Oooooh!!! Sulphur has knocked Muncher down with a huge combo! Sulphur steps away and waves a wobbly Muncher back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Muncher is rocked!
Muncher connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Oh Muncher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sulphur is rocked!
Muncher throws a looping overhand right but Sulphur ducks down to avoid it.
Muncher seems to have got his legs back now.
Sulphur is still on wobbly legs! Can Muncher finish him?
Sulphur is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Muncher had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sulphur defending well as Muncher loads up on a big left hand.
Sulphur ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sulphur has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Muncher throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Sulphur is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Da Cookie Muncher!
Da Cookie Muncher gave a mention to Perkele! in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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FIGHT
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