PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kenshi Zuko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zuko comes to the cage accompanied by Styx - Mr. Roboto. Guy has chosen Old Spice Guy Intro as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The Guy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kenshi Zuko's chin.

Zuko
vs
Guy

181 cm
39
184 lbs
33 - 22 - 1

189 cm
34
186 lbs
29 - 15 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Kenshi Zuko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zuko tries to keep at a distance but Guy has taken the fight into the clinch.

Zuko's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Zuko counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like The Guy has been cut.

Guy darts in and clinches Zuko up against the cage.
Knees to the body from Guy.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Zuko.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Zuko.

Zuko turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Zuko manages to end up in side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy is looking to reverse the position.
Zuko trying to control the position but Guy is working away.
Zuko in side control, throwing shots but Guy defends.
Guy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Zuko's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Guy trying to control from the bottom.
Zuko has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy tries to roll over but Zuko keeps him under control.
Guy trying to control but Zuko postures up.
Zuko throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Zuko lands with a punch from half guard.
Zuko throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Zuko is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Guy sees it coming and defends easily.
Zuko takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Zuko takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Guy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zuko.
Guy is trying to get back to full guard.
Guy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zuko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Zuko is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Guy is just riding it out for now. Zuko eventually gives up the hold.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Guy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zuko.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zuko throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Guy to regain full guard.
Guy keeping moving, preventing Zuko from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Guy is pulling down on Zuko's head to control his posture.
Guy throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zuko won't allow Guy to sweep him here.
Zuko is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Kenshi Zuko has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Guy.

It looks like Kenshi Zuko has been cut.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Zuko eats them both and turns towards Guy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guy throws a leg kick
and Zuko counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Guy drops Zuko with a beautiful combination! Zuko stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Guy is looking for the KO!

Zuko is rocked!
Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Zuko's shoulder, as Zuko tries to avoid the shot.
Oh Zuko is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zuko seems to have got his legs back now.
Guy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zukos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Guy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Zuko counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Guy missing with a left hand there. Zuko was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy scores with a shot to the body.
Guy connects with a looping right hand.
Zuko tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Guy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Guy takes the fight into the clinch.
Guy working aggressively here.
Guy lands with a short shot to the head.
Guy lands a knee to the body.
Guy has Zuko pressed against the cage, preventing Zuko from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zuko or not.
Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Guy connects with a knee to the head.

Kenshi Zuko's cut is getting worse.
Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guy gets underhooks to prevent Zuko's takedown attempt.
Zuko managing to block the knees to the body from Guy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zuko has had enough of the clinch but Guy keeps him there for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zuko on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Zuko tries for a takedown but Guy manages to get underhooks.
Zuko blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kenshi Zuko. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zuko on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Guy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zuko is defending well for now.
Zuko misses with a punch to the body.
Guy misses with some punches.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Zuko manages to break the clinch.
Guy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zuko ducks right into an uppercut from Guy.
Zuko on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zuko walks into a jab.

Kenshi Zuko's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zuko throws a wild hook but Guy just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Zuko gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Guy raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Guy!
An out of breath and clearly excited The Guy thanked KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
In defeat, Kenshi Zuko stepped up to the mic, saying 'the Randy Couture of the WW division may have to call it a day, thank you to all my supporters.'.