PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Treasure Island. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cock
vs
Doe

225 cm
26
275 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
275 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, John Doe!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cock slips under a jab.

Doe gets a clinch.
Cock misses with some punches.
Doe throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cock misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doe blocks a body shot from Cock.
Cock lands a right hand.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Doe looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cock takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Jupiters Cock has been cut.
Cock is working Doe over against the ropes.
Doe lands an elbow inside that Cock shrugs off.
Cock is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Cock lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Doe lands an elbow inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Cock.
Cock misses with a hook from the clinch.
Doe blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Cock back against the ropes.
Cock avoids a wild elbow strike from Doe.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
Cock scores with a hook to the body.
Doe blocking some punches.
Cock lands with a short shot to the head.
Cock avoids the elbow strike from Doe, against the ropes.
Cock scores with a hook to the body.
Cock digs a right hand into Doe's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Doe's gas tank.
Doe looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cock lands a shoulder strike.
Cock dodges an elbow strike from Doe.
Doe takes a shot to the head.
Cock has Doe pressed against the ropes.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cock creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cock tries to work over Doe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Doe just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cock's brow.
Cock gets through Doe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Doe looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doe misses with an elbow over the top.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Doe throws an elbow but misses.
Cock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cock.
A left hand lands to the body for Cock.
Cock is looking to control Doe's arms but Doe gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cock has his back to the ropes.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cock.
Cock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Cock back against the ropes.
Cock lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Doe's coach down at Basics -LOD- was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Doe's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Cock dodges an elbow strike from Doe.
Cock blocks an elbow strike.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doe throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Doe blocks a body shot from Cock.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Doe throws an elbow but misses.
Cock is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cock misses with a punch on the inside.
Cock lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
A short right from Cock on the inside.
Cock throws a punch but it's blocked by Doe.
Doe looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cock swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Cock back against the ropes.
Cock wants to stall.
Cock throws a head punch that misses.
Doe throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Doe controls his hands.
Cock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Doe or not.
Cock misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Cock back against the ropes.
Doe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cock dodges an elbow strike from Doe.
Doe throws an elbow that misses.
Doe misses with an elbow over the top.
Doe throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cock has Doe pushed against the ropes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doe misses with an elbow over the top.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cock working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cock blocks the elbow strike.
Doe blocks a body shot from Cock.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cock tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Doe just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cock's brow.
Doe lands an elbow inside.

Jupiters Cock's cut is getting worse.
Cock misses with a body punch.
Doe pushes off an throws an elbow but Cock leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jupiters Cock dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jupiters Cock's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Doe closes the distance and pushes Cock back into the ropes.
A left hand lands to the body for Cock.
Doe pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Cock blocks an elbow strike.
Doe misses with an elbow strike.
Doe throws an elbow but it misses.
Doe misses with an elbow strike.
Cock misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cock just leaning against Doe, taking a breather.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Doe throws an elbow but misses.
Cock looking to stall.
Our sources have told us that Cock has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Cock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Good body shot from Cock.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cock lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

It looks like John Doe has been cut.
Cock lands a body punch in the clinch.
Doe is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Cock - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Cock fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Cock.
Still in the clinch, Cock scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cock working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cock pushes Doe back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Cock is stalling here.
Doe's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A left hand lands to the body for Cock.
Cock works on Doe's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cock.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cock pushes Doe back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Doe prevents a body shot from Cock.
Doe takes a shot to the head.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Cock back against the ropes.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cock lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jupiters Cock has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A body shot lands from Cock.
Doe blocks a body shot from Cock.
Cock throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock lands an uppercut.
Doe prevents a body shot from Cock.
Doe pushes off an throws an elbow but Cock leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Cock stalling the fight.
Doe prevents a body shot from Cock.
Cock tries to work over Doe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cock will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Doe up against the ropes.
Cock tries a body shot but Doe blocks it.
Cock dodges an elbow strike from Doe.
Cock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doe can do to turn this around?
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doe pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Cock lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
Cock stalls.
Cock presses Doe against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock lands a shoulder strike.
Cock misses with a body punch.
Doe throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A shot in the inside from Cock.
Cock tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Cock.
Cock lands a right hand.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Cock back against the ropes.
Cock lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cock stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Doe controls his hands.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Cock.
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Doe controls his hands.
Cock works on Doe's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cock can't find room to land a body shot as Doe controls the action.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cock.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cock misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doe blocking some punches.
A right hand to the body from Cock.
A hook to the body from Cock.
Cock lands a nice shot to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Doe as Cock tries to tie him up.
A shot in the inside from Cock.
Cock can't find room to land a body shot as Doe controls the action.
Cock lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Cock.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cock lands a hook that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
Cock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cock.

Doe is rocked!
Cock lands with a right to the head.
Doe is still on wobbly legs! Can Cock finish him?
Cock digs a right hand underneath Doe's ribcage. Doe let out a lung full of air as it connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jupiters Cock dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Cock throws an overhand right that has Doe reeling! Cock follows up with more punches and Doe is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jupiters Cock!
Jupiters Cock retains his heavyweight title!