PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Christian Televing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Televing comes to the cage accompanied by Nightwish - End of all Hope. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Televing
vs
Nukem

185 cm
22
285 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

193 cm
20
240 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Christian Televing!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Ron Honeybunn and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Televing is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Televing takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Christian Televing has been cut.
Televing tries to close the distance and clinch but Nukem swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nukem keeps the fight on the outside.
Nukem fails to land the takedown.
Televing closes the distance looking to clinch

and Nukem counters with a head kick that drops Televing - he's looking to finish, following his stunned foe to the ground!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Nukem is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Nukem maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Televing could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Nukem has cracked it and Televing is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Nukem!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Duke Nukem!
Duke Nukem is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Duke Nukem, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.