PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Lee Rodrigo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes to the cage accompanied by Who are they trying to con. Rodrigo has chosen Die Antwoord- $O$ as his entrance music. Robert Lee Rodrigo is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Biscuits
vs
Lee Rodrigo

211 cm
22
205 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

194 cm
30
223 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robert Lee Rodrigo!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Ryoma Takatsuka and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuits misses with a jab to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Rodrigo works Biscuits's body with a nice hook.
Rodrigo scores with a jab to the body.
Rodrigo cracks Biscuits with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Biscuits takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rodrigo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Biscuits is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biscuits shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Rodrigo pinned against the cage. Rodrigo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Biscuits walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Oh Biscuits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like Arse Biscuits has been cut.
Biscuits leaves his chin hanging out and Rodrigo seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Biscuits crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Robert Lee Rodrigo!
In his post fight interview, Robert Lee Rodrigo started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Arse Biscuits stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well, that was shit!'.