PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Whales (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bundy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bad to The Bone. Whales has chosen AC/DC - Shoot To Thrill as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bundy
vs
Whales

182 cm
42
212 lbs
35 - 19 - 2

181 cm
29
207 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Patrick Whales!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Jonathan Paton and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whales buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bundy looks to land a right hand but Whales moved out of range.
Whales fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bundy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bundy scores with a nice right hand.
Horrible takedown by Whales or perhaps it was just good defense by Bundy which made him look bad.
A telegraphed right hand from Whales misses the target.
Whales throws a jab when Bundy was well out of range.
Bundy defending well as Whales loads up on a big left hand.

Whales scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bundy defending against the ground and pound.
An elbow from Whales crashes against the mat.
My spies in Mugler Jiu Jitsu inform me that Whales has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Whales is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Whales throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Bundy wants to control but Whales postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy is looking for a sweep.
Bundy is working hard here to advance position.
Bundy struggling a bit here.
Bundy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Whales's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Bundy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Whales.
Whales is looking to advance position but Bundy won't allow it.
Whales is looking to take a break and control but Bundy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Whales seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Bundy trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whales putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Whales looking to finish with strikes here!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whales lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Whales controlling his opponent.
Whales raining down hammerfists from mount.

It looks like Al Bundy has been cut.
Whales landing shots from mount.
Whales is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Bundy can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Bundy wants to control but Whales is having none of it.
Bundy working to try and regain half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Whales lands a big elbow.

Al Bundy's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whales landing strikes from the mount.

Bundy is rocked!

Jeez, Al Bundy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Al Bundy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Patrick Whales!
Patrick Whales seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.