PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zander McGuire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zack Allan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McGuire might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hall of Fame ft. will.i.am. Allan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Total War. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McGuire
vs
Allan

178 cm
27
161 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

177 cm
35
140 lbs
31 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zander McGuire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Zack Allan!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Anthony Taglia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Allan checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Allan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGuire dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Allan scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McGuire doesn't seem bothered though.
McGuire misses with a low kick as Allan jumps back.
McGuire misses with an uppercut.
Allan looks to land a left hand but McGuire moved out of range nicely.
McGuire lands a slapping body shot.
McGuire fails in his attempt to clinch.
Allan throws a head kick that misses.
McGuire shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McGuire swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McGuire throws a sloppy head kick and Allan moves out of range easily.
McGuire misses with a two punch combination.
Allan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McGuire looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Allan looks to score with a jab to the body but McGuire is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from McGuire.
Allan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McGuire lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Allan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Allan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A nice leg kick lands there from McGuire.
Allan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McGuire cracks the inside of Allan's front leg.
McGuire takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McGuire misses with a low kick.
McGuire wants to land a leg kick but Allan is out of range.
Allan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McGuire rather than just go for the knockout.
McGuire misses with a low kick as Allan jumps back.
A thudding body kick lands there by McGuire!
McGuire blocks the body kick.
McGuire blocks a head kick by Allan.
McGuire throws a leg kick but Allan sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McGuire has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Team Skaggs Training Facility *LOP* in the buildup to the fight.
McGuire lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McGuire throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Allan tries to bum rush McGuire with a series of wild strikes but McGuire uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Allan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Allan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Allan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McGuire moves away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Allan throws a body punch but McGuire moves out of range.
Allan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Allan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Allan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nice uppercut lands for Allan. That snapped McGuire's head back.
McGuire steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Allan.
Allan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McGuire moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Allan misses the target.
Allan misses with a body kick.
The fighters circling - McGuire throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGuire ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Allan moves away.
McGuire throws a shot to the body.
Allan ducks under a wild hook from McGuire.
Allan swats away the attempt to clinch by McGuire.
McGuire lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Allan at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Allan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McGuire has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McGuire and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Allan scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McGuire doesn't seem bothered though.
Allan lands a right hook to the body.
McGuire wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McGuire fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Allan is out of range.
Allan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McGuire takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McGuire slips under a jab from Allan.
Allan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McGuire.
McGuire is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A right-left combo lands from Allan.
Allan misses with an attempted mid kick.
McGuire blocks a jab.
Allan scores with a kick to the body.
McGuire tries to clinch but Allan moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGuire lands with a nice combination. Allan backs away looking to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGuire darts in trying to clinch
enabling Allan to counter with a crisp jab.
Allan works over McGuire's head and body with a nice combination.
Allan avoids the head kick by McGuire.
Allan works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McGuire fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Allan manages to avoid it.
McGuire connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Allan swings for the body but McGuire moves out of range.
Allan keeps the fight on the outside.
Allan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Allan catches McGuire with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McGuire blocks the body kick.
McGuire takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McGuire bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Allan's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Zack Allan will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

McGuire looks to land a left hand but Allan moved out of range nicely.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Allan. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Allan cracks McGuire with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Allan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Allan's corner calls for a 1-2. Allan obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McGuire moves to clinch but Allan breaks away
and Allan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Allan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McGuire looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McGuire scores with a leg kick.
McGuire throws a quick inside leg kick.
McGuire looks to land a right hand but Allan moved out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Allan.
Allan misses the shot to the body.
Allan misses with an attempted mid kick.
Allan ducks under a wild hook from McGuire.
McGuire misses with a combination
and Allan counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGuire jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Allan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Allan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McGuire looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Allan lands a nice looking body kick.
McGuire displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Allan throws out the jab.
McGuire takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McGuire misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

McGuire closes the distance and clinches.
Allan wants to stall.
Allan is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McGuire lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Allan backwards.
Allan lands with a short shot to the head.
Allan lands with a short shot to the head.
McGuire struggles to land a body shot inside as Allan controls his hands.
McGuire looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGuire misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Allan.
Allan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Allan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McGuire misses with the body kick
and Allan counters with a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Allan.
McGuire delivers a nice body kick.
Allan connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McGuire momentarily.
McGuire moves out of range of the body kick from Allan.
A jab from Allan misses.
Allan takes one on the button.
McGuire throws a low kick but Allan avoids it.
Allan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Allan throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McGuire.
McGuire attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Allan swings for the body but McGuire moves out of range.
McGuire works Allan's body with a nice hook.
McGuire lands the left hand.
McGuire pivots, looking for a leg kick but Allan is out of range and McGuire settles back down.
Allan misses with a wild combination.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Allan throws a wild body kick that McGuire sees coming a mile off.
Allan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McGuire. McGuire obviously looking to wear him down.
Allan throws the kick towards the body but McGuire avoids it.
McGuire on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McGuire misses with a looping right.
McGuire throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McGuire uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Allan.
Allan looks to throw the jab but McGuire is out of range.
McGuire listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McGuire misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGuire takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Allan.
McGuire takes a swing at Allan's ribcage but misses.
McGuire stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Allan.
Allan walks into a left hand.
McGuire connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Allan's hands.
McGuire lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jab from Allan.
McGuire blocks a head kick by Allan.
Allan throws the kick towards the body but McGuire avoids it.
Allan throws a head kick but McGuire moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McGuire checks a leg kick.
McGuire tries to clinch but Allan moves out of range.
Allan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McGuire misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Zack Allan will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Allan slips a jab from McGuire.
McGuire misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Allan.
McGuire lands with a thumping leg kick.
Allan throws a shot from downtown. McGuire moves away and avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Allan.
Allan throws a leg kick but McGuire sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Allan looks to land a left hand but McGuire moved out of range nicely.
McGuire sizes up Allan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Allan throws a low kick but McGuire avoids it.
Allan misses the jab.
Allan throws a push kick but McGuire slaps the foot to one side.
Allan lunges at McGuire with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McGuire's hand.
Zack Allan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Allan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McGuire avoids the body shot from Allan.
Allan connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Allan blocks the body kick.
McGuire ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Allan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGuire.
Allan pushes McGuire away with a front kick.

McGuire rushes Allan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McGuire tries to throw a body punch but Allan avoids it by throwing McGuire back against the cage.
Allan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

Allan breaks the clinch.
Allan throws a head kick but McGuire moves out of range.
Nice shot by Allan.
Allan throws a half hearted mid kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Allan misses the target.
Allan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McGuire was well out of range. Poor timing from Allan.
Allan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A cross from Allan lands.
McGuire swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Allan counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGuire fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Allan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A head kick by Allan misses
and McGuire counters with a slapping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGuire misses with a looping right.
McGuire thumps Allan with a low kick.
Allan fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McGuire scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Allan doesn't seem bothered though.
McGuire lands a jab to the nose.
Allan tries to land a leg kick but McGuire saw it coming and moves away.
McGuire misses with a looping left.
Allan misses with a body kick.
McGuire checks a low kick from Allan.
Allan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Allan just misses with a punch to the body.
Allan thows a body shot but no joy.
Allan thows a leg kick but McGuire checks it
and McGuire counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Allan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and McGuire counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

McGuire has Allan up against the cage in a clinch.
Allan looking to stall.
Allan throws a punch but it's blocked by McGuire.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McGuire as Allan tries to tie him up.
Zander McGuire has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McGuire gets through Allan's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Allan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McGuire.
Allan avoiding damage as McGuire throws knees to the body.

Allan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McGuire on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Allan throws a series of strikes that have McGuire backpedaling.
An inside leg kick lands from Allan.
Zack Allan is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGuire moves out of range of the strikes.
Allan digs a good body shot into McGuire's ribs.
McGuire takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGuire connects with a looping right hand.

Allan is rocked!
McGuire looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Allan lands with a cross.
Allan is still on wobbly legs! Can McGuire finish him?
McGuire swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crunch! Allan slams his shin into McGuire's torso.
Whack! McGuire lands a heavy head kick that drops Allan. The ref tackles McGuire to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Allan was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Zander McGuire!
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