PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Khaled Kalil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinchy McClinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalil kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Black Rob - Whoa!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kalil
vs
McClinch

200 cm
20
295 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
260 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Determined

Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Khaled Kalil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Clinchy McClinch!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalil throws a head kick that misses.
Kalil pulls out of a head kick attempt.

McClinch closes the distance and pushes Kalil back into the cage.
McClinch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kalil blocks it with crossed arms.
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
McClinch lands a good knee to the midsection. Kalil won't want to take too many of those.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalil.
McClinch with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McClinch looking to throw knees to the head but Kalil is blocking nicely.
McClinch looking to throw knees to the head but Kalil is blocking nicely.
McClinch blocks an elbow strike from Kalil.
Kalil wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
McClinch looking to throw knees to the head but Kalil is blocking nicely.
McClinch with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kalil is looking to break free of the clinch but McClinch has double underhooks.
Kalil is trying to break the clinch but McClinch is controlling him.
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
Kalil tries to land a knee to the head but McClinch blocks with his arms.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McClinch with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McClinch is stalling here.

Kalil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kalil misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

McClinch clinches.
Kalil has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
McClinch has Kalil pressed against the cage, preventing Kalil from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McClinch unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kalil avoiding damage as McClinch throws knees to the body.
Kalil throws an elbow but it misses.

Kalil pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kalil looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kalil tries a head kick but it misses.
McClinch connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McClinch checks a low kick from Kalil.
Kalil thuds his right hand into McClinch's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kalil takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kalil is breathing heavily.

McClinch clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalil tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McClinch's elbow.
McClinch avoiding damage.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalil.
McClinch is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McClinch landing knees to the head.

It looks like Khaled Kalil has been cut.
McClinch landing knees to the body.
Come on McClinch - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Kalil managing to block the knees to the body from McClinch.
Kalil tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McClinch connects with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from McClinch.
McClinch tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalil avoids the damage to the body.
McClinch connects with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
McClinch misses with a knee to the head.
McClinch scores a nice knee to the body.
McClinch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McClinch landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees to the body from McClinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kalil takes a knee to the side of the body.
McClinch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kalils head.
McClinch misses with a knee strike.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A bit of stalling here from McClinch.
Kalil tries to break free but McClinch pushes him back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by McClinch.
McClinch with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McClinch with a knee to the head.
McClinch crunches a lovely knee into Kalil's ribcage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McClinch landing knees to the head.

Kalil is rocked!
McClinch lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Oh Kalil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McClinch using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalil has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McClinch with a knee to the head.
McClinch jerks Kalil's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Kalil drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! McClinch goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from McClinch because Kalil was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Clinchy McClinch!
Clinchy McClinch seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.