PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bagful Donkeys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin comes to the cage accompanied by Mama Said Knock You Out. Donkeys has chosen Pelageya & Darya Moroz - Walking through a field with a horse as his entrance music. Shane Carwin could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bagful Donkeys's chin.

Carwin
vs
Donkeys

193 cm
37
275 lbs
27 - 20 - 0

190 cm
32
240 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Shane Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bagful Donkeys!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donkeys throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Carwin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Carwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice defenses there by Donkeys.
Donkeys cracks the inside of Carwin's front leg.
Carwin looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A punch combination from Carwin misses.
Carwin swings for the body but Donkeys moves out of range.
Carwin throws a right and a left that Donkeys avoids nicely.
Donkeys cracks Carwin with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Donkeys swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Carwin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Carwin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Donkeys. Donkeys obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carwin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Donkeys counters with a one-two to the body.
Donkeys rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin lands with a hook. Donkeys tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Carwin lands with a cross.
Carwin swings widly with a right hand
and Donkeys counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Donkeys scores with a nice head shot.
Carwin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Donkeys scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Donkeys.
Donkeys takes a jab right on the kisser.
Donkeys keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carwin.
Carwin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Donkeys uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Donkeys.
Donkeys scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Carwin throws a hook but Donkeys avoids it easily.
Donkeys cracks a nice hook into Carwin's ribs.
Donkeys lands with an uppercut that bounces Carwin off the cage and back into range.
Donkeys lands a jab to the head.

Carwin is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Donkeys swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donkeys scores with a spinning back kick!
Carwin is breathing heavily.
Donkeys pounces like a tiger and cracks Carwin with a vicious hook! Carwin is down but not out! Donkeys follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bagful Donkeys!
A relieved looking Bagful Donkeys thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.