PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Adam Yauch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Slader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yauch comes to the cage accompanied by Fight For Your Right To Party. Slader comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pantera - Walk kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Yauch
vs
Slader

184 cm
27
179 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

175 cm
26
185 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adam Yauch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Randy Slader!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yauch throws a shot from downtown. Slader moves away and avoids it.
Yauch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yauch misses with a hook. Slader ducked under it nicely.
Yauch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slader.
Yauch thows a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Yauch misses.
A left lands for Slader.
Slader chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slader throws a front kick aimed at Yauch's knee but Yauch avoids it well.
Slader misses with a body kick.
Yauch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slader throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice body punch from Slader.
Slader thumps Yauch with a low kick.
A clash of legs there as Slader blocks the low kick.
Slader scoring well with a low kick there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slader throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Slader. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slader.
Nice cross by Yauch.
Yauch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slader.
Yauch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slader misses with an uppercut. Yauch saw that one coming.
Yauch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yauch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Slader under the eye.
A jab from Slader finds it's way through Yauch's defenses.
Yauch throws a body punch but Slader moves out of range.
Slader darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yauch lands with a nice body punch.
Slader has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice uppercut lands for Slader. That snapped Yauch's head back.
Yauch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slader's calf.
Slader punishes Yauch's body with a nice straight punch.
Slader with a nice cross.
Yauch misses with an uppercut. Slader saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yauch misses with a left hand
and Slader cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yauch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slader manages to avoid it.
Slader lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yauch will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slader doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Yauch throws an overhand right that lands on Slader's shoulder, as Slader tries to avoid the shot.
Yauch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Slader under the eye.
Slader moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good exchange - Yauch coming out on top.
Slader scores with a nice body kick.
Yauch falls off balance throwing a combination
and Slader counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Yauch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slader can pounce on him.
Slader slips a straight right by Yauch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slader connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Yauch tries a head kick but it misses.
Yauch tries to clinch but Slader moves out of range.
Slader throws a hook but Yauch blocks it.
Slader throws a wild body kick that Yauch sees coming a mile off.
Yauch throws a poor cross that misses
and Slader counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Yauch looks to throw the jab but Slader is out of range.
Yauch misses with a combination
letting Slader counter with a right hand.
Slader lands with a hook. Yauch tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slader, right into the meat.
Slader jabs at Yauch's body.
Yauch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slader moves away.
Yauch is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Yauch takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slader swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slader lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Slader is looking to land body kicks.
Yauch throws a sloppy body shot
and Slader counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slader throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slader is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Yauch had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Yauch moves forwards but Slader connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Yauch throws a series of punches but Slader moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slader.
Good exchange - Slader coming out on top.
Slader defending well as Yauch loads up on a big left hand.
Slader fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yauch manages to avoid it.
Yauch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yauch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yauch takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slader dodges the punch combination from Yauch.
Yauch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slader.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Slader dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Yauch walks into a jab.
Slader jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yauch walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slader checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Slader circles away from the clinch attempt.
Yauch lands a two punch combo.
Slader lands a jab to the head.
Yauch looks to land a combination but Slader avoids it well.
Slader wants to clinch.
Slader throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yauch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slader misses with an uppercut.
Yauch fails in his attempt to clinch.
Yauch misses with a few strikes there.
Yauch misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Yauch.
Slader lets loose with a powerful body kick. Yauch will feel that in the morning.
Yauch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Yauch misses the shot to the body.
Yauch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slader can pounce on him.
Slader swings for the body but Yauch moves out of range.
Yauch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Yauch tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slader dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slader bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Yauch's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yauch closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Slader connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Yauch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slader smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yauch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slader.
Yauch tries to clinch but Slader moves out of range.
Slader fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yauch manages to avoid it.
Slader jabs at Yauch's body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Slader.
Nice body punch from Slader.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Slader scores with a kick to the midsection.
Slader looks for the body kick but Yauch saw that one coming.
Slader scores with a jab to the jaw.
Slader throws a half hearted mid kick.
Yauch looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slader throws a head kick that misses.
Slader slips a straight right by Yauch.
Yauch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Slader works the jab nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yauch takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Yauch misses the shot to the body.
Slader getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Yauch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slader's sensitive parts.
Yauch takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Slader looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Slader throws a lazy right hand but Yauch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yauch swings for the body but Slader moves out of range.
Yauch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slader connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slader tries to clinch there but Yauch circles away.
Yauch swats away the attempt to clinch by Slader.
Slader lands with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yauch scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slader fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Yauch.
Slader scores with a push kick.
Randy Slader seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slader's jab looks to have found its range, popping Yauch under the eye.
Slader lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Slader avoids the body shot from Yauch.
Yauch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yauch wants to slow Slader down by chopping away at his legs.
Slader scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Yauch checks a low kick from Slader.
Slader throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slader steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yauch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yauch throws a lazy right hand but Slader sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slader slips a straight right by Yauch.
Slader lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Slader showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Yauch lands a jab to Slader's midsection.
Slader ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A combination from Slader does no damage.
Slader works Yauch's body with a nice hook.
Slader swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slader throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Yauch on the side of the head.
Slader looks to land a left hand but Yauch moved out of range nicely.
Yauch swinging wildly here.
Slader with a nice cross.
Yauch misses with a lunging right hand
and Slader makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Yauch really felt that one!
Slader connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Slader.
Yauch misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Slader counters with a straight right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yauch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slader manages to avoid it.
Slader misses with a few strikes there.
Slader defending well as Yauch loads up on a big left hand.
Crunch! Slader slams his shin into Yauch's torso.
Yauch looks to land a combination but Slader avoids it well.
Slader connects with a solid leg kick.
Slader moves out of range of the strikes.
Yauch will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Yauch misses with a few strikes there.
Yauch missing with a left hand there. Slader was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slader lunges at Yauch with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Yauch's hand.
Slader throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Yauch on the side of the head.
Yauch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slader sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yauch misses with a wild body shot.
Yauch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yauch tries to move into range but Slader moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yauch needs to keep his hands up - Slader had a free shot at his head there.
Slader throws a body kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Slader there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slader takes one to the side of the head.
Slader on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Yauch throws a head kick but Slader moves out of range.
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Yauch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Slader.
Slader bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slader scores with a decent looking hook.
Slader throws a lazy right hand but Yauch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slader scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yauch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yauch misses with a hook to the body
and Slader counters with a low kick, right behind Yauch 's knee.
Slader goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Slader lands a nice shot to the body.
Yauch takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Both fighters circling a little - Slader finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Yauch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A nice inside leg kick there by Slader. That's going to slow Yauch down.
Slader moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Yauch might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Slader moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slader punishes Yauch's body with a nice straight punch.
Adam Yauch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slader throws a front kick that sends Yauch stumbling back into the cage.
Slader fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Yauch looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slader lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yauch takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Slader lands a nice leg kick that just misses Yauch's sensitive parts.
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Slader tries a head kick but it misses.
That kick from Slader tenderised Yauch's leg. Yauch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yauch thows a leg kick but Slader checks it
and Slader counters with a slapping leg kick.
Slader works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Yauch throws a jab when Slader was well out of range.
Yauch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Yauch gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slader.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slader connects with a high kick.
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Yauch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slader can pounce on him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Randy Slader comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slader has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Randy Slader!
A less than humble Randy Slader misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.