PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Edward Pattinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arthur Pandora (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pattinson comes to the ring accompanied by Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65. Pandora has chosen Gonna Fly Now as his entrance music. Edward Pattinson is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Pattinson
vs
Pandora

185 cm
33
171 lbs
18 - 12 - 4

180 cm
35
181 lbs
29 - 30 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 4, fighting out of Helsinki, Edward Pattinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Arthur Pandora!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pandora slips a jab and a cross from Pattinson.
Pattinson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pandora throws a wild body kick that Pattinson sees coming a mile off.
Pandora avoids the head kick by Pattinson.
Pattinson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Pandora tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pattinson throws a leg kick but Pandora sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pattinson clobbers Pandora with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pattinson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pattinson scores with a head kick. Pandora tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Pattinson lands a head kick!

Pattinson closes the distance and pushes Pandora back into the ropes.
Pattinson swings wildly with an uppercut but Pandora uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pandora as Pattinson tries to tie him up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pandora blocking some punches.
Pattinson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pattinson effectively controlling the action here.
Pandora wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pandora fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Pandora wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pattinson has him pressed against the ropes.
Pandora crunches a lovely knee into Pattinson's ribcage.
Pandora is trying to force a seperation but Pattinson has the dominant position.
Pandora blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Pattinson breaks the clinch.
Pandora goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pattinson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Pandora blocks a leg kick.
Pandora uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pattinson.
Pattinson throws a leg kick but Pandora moved away.
Pattinson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pandora throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pattinson lands with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pattinson scores with a leg kick.
Pattinson wants to slow Pandora down by chopping away at his legs.
Pattinson takes a swing at Pandora's ribcage but misses.
Pattinson looks to score with a jab to the body but Pandora is just out of range.
Pandora on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pattinson. Pattinson obviously looking to wear him down.
Pattinson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A swing and a miss from Pandora.

Pattinson instigates a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandora looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Pandora blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pattinson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pattinson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

Pandora gets control of Pattinson's arms and successfully pulls guard. Pandora will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Pattinson wants to pass the guard but Pandora is keeping the position.
Pattinson trying to control the position from guard on top but Pandora is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pattinson tries to free his leg and advance position but Pandora is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pandora throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pattinson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Pandora wants to control the position but Pattinson says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Pandora won't allow Pattinson to pass to mount.
Pandora is looking to improve his position.

Pattinson is trying to work for a kimura but Pandora is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Pattinson in particular looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Pattinson dominated that round.
That's time! Pattinson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pattinson crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Pandora - the referee stops the clock and Pattinson gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Pandora. Pattinson manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Pandora throws a head kick but Pattinson moves out of range.
Pattinson is looking to score with low kicks.
Pattinson misses with a head kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pattinson.
Pandora takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Arthur Pandora has been cut.
Pandora fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pattinson checks it well.
A bone on bone clash there as Pandora blocks the leg kick.
Pattinson pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Pandora back to the ropes. Pattinson follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Pandora fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pattinson is out of range.
Pandora scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pandora throws a low kick, looking for Pattinson's leg but Pattinson calmly moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Pattinson. Beautiful body shot.
Pattinson takes a kick to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pattinson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pandora.
A leg kick checked by Pattinson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pattinson misses with a head kick.
Pandora throws a body shot but no joy.
Edward Pattinson is winning the standup battle so far.
Pandora ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pandora explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Pandora defending well as Pattinson loads up on a big left hand.
Pandora sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Pandora pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pandora lands with a nice body kick.
A solid body kick from Pattinson.
Pandora is breathing heavily.
Good work by Pandora as he checks the leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Pattinson misses.
Pandora throws a leg kick but Pattinson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pattinson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jab, jab by Pattinson - just one landing.
Pattinson looks to score with a jab to the body but Pandora is just out of range.
Pandora needs to keep his hands up - Pattinson had a free shot at his head there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pandora checks a leg kick nicely.
Pandora pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pattinson blocks the body kick.
Pandora avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pattinson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pattinson checks a leg kick nicely.
Pandora uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pattinson.
Pattinson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pandora swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pattinson lands with a right hand.
Pattinson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pandora throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pattinson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pattinson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Pandora takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandora misses with the combination.
Pattinson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pandora tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pattinson thows a leg kick but Pandora checks it
and Pandora counters with a head kick. That will keep Pattinson thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Pandora throws a body kick that misses.
Pandora misses with a kick to the body.
Pattinson cracks a nice hook into Pandora's ribs.
Nice body punch from Pattinson.
Pattinson scores with a nice body kick.
Pandora throws a lazy head kick

and Pattinson counters with a head kick that drops Pandora to the mat! Pandora scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Pandora is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pattinson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pandora is still on wobbly legs! Can Pattinson finish him?
Pattinson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pandora. That did some damage!
Pattinson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pandora moves away.
Pattinson moves out of range of the body kick from Pandora.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pattinson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pandora seems to have recovered his senses.
Pattinson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Pattinson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Pandora looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Pandora fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Pandora's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pattinson trying to land knees to the body.
Pandora fails to pull guard.
Pattinson avoiding damage.

Pandora jumps into guard, dragging Pattinson to the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pattinson wants to control from the top but Pandora keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Pattinson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Arthur Pandora's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Pattinson lands a leg kick that knocks Pandora off balance momentarily.
Pattinson throws a head kick that misses.
Pandora looks to throw a body kick
and Pattinson counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Pandora is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Pandora lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pandora thows a leg kick but Pattinson checks it
and Pandora takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pattinson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pandora's sensitive parts.
Pandora looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pandora throws a head kick but Pattinson moves out of range.
Pandora scores with a nice body kick.
Pattinson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Pattinson moves into range and clinches up with Pandora.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pattinson trying to land knees to the body.

Pattinson breaks from the clinch.
Pandora takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice cross by Pattinson.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pattinson closes the distance and clinches.
Pandora blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pattinson just leaning against Pandora, taking a breather.
Pandora fails to pull guard.
Pattinson taking a breather.
Pattinson tries to throw a body punch but Pandora avoids it by throwing Pattinson back against the ropes.

Pattinson manages to break the clinch.
Pandora ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pattinson moves away.
Pandora tries to work over Pattinson's front leg with a kick but Pattinson checks it.
Pattinson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pattinson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Pandora misses with the body kick
and Pattinson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pattinson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Arthur Pandora has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandora tries a head kick but it misses.
Pandora walks into a stiff left hand from Pattinson.

Pattinson rushes Pandora and presses him up against the ropes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Pattinson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pattinson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pattinson cracks Pandora with a good jab.
Pattinson moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pandora checks the leg kick.
Pandora tries a head kick but it misses.
Pandora needs to keep his hands up - Pattinson had a free shot at his head there.
Pattinson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pattinson throws a low kick, looking for Pandora's leg but Pandora calmly moves out of range.
Pattinson tries to close the distance and clinch but Pandora swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A good leg kick by Pattinson.
Pattinson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandora misses with a looping right.
Pattinson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Pattinson is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Pandora like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Pandora from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward Pattinson!
An out of breath Edward Pattinson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.