PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mestre Bimba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bimba comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Quadras by Mestre Bimba kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Christ
vs
Bimba

187 cm
21
220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

193 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Heavy handed

Sparta Fightware

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mestre Bimba!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Christ avoids the head kick by Bimba.
Christ throws an off balance right hand
and Bimba counters with a straight right hand.
Christ thows a body shot but no joy.
Christ misses with an uppercut.
Christ wants to land a leg kick but Bimba is out of range.
Bimba pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bimba scoring well with a low kick there.
Christ throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bimba slips a jab and a cross from Christ.
Bimba is looking to clinch.
Christ jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fight stays on the outside here - Christ looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Christ misses with a wild body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bimba looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bimba throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Christ sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Christ does no damage.
Christ misses with a right hand
and Bimba counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Christ connects with the punch.
Christ darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Christ looks to throw the jab but Bimba is out of range.
Bimba moves away from the strike by Christ.
Nice jab there from Christ.
Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bimba.
Bimba tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bimba takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ misses with a two punch combination.
Bimba keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Christ.
Bimba on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bimba blocks a leg kick.
Bimba misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bimba ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Christ lands with a right hand.
Bimba with a hook.
Bimba on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Christ avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Christ throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Bimba moves into range and clinches up with Christ.
Bimba misses with a punch to the body.
Christ goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Christ misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bimba lands a nice elbow.
Christ throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bimba pushes off an throws an elbow but Christ leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bimba tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bimba as Christ tries to tie him up.
Bimba misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bimba pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nice body kick from Bimba.
Christ swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bimba misses with a low kick.
Bimba connects with a high kick.

Christ rushes Bimba and presses him up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bimba as Christ tries to tie him up.
Bimba prevents Christ from breaking the clinch.
Christ working aggressively here.
Christ controlling the action here for a moment.
Christ with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bimba stalling the fight.
Bimba lands an elbow that stopped Christ in his tracks for a moment.
A left hand lands to the body for Bimba.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Christ swings wildly with an uppercut but Bimba uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bimba tries to throw a body punch but Christ avoids it by throwing Bimba back against the cage.
Christ lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Christ throws a head punch that misses.
Bimba creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Christ's defenses.
Bimba lands an elbow that stopped Christ in his tracks for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bimba.
Christ throws an elbow that misses.
Christ has a couple of punches blocked by Bimba.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bimba.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bimba.

Christ is rocked!
Bimba pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Christ! Bimba unloads with more strikes and Christ sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mestre Bimba!
Mestre Bimba seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.