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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nataniel Byczynski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski's entrance music is VHB - Freedom Fighter. A fine choice. Byczynski has chosen War is My Destiny as his entrance music. Jeffrey Lebowski is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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265 lbs
24 - 14 - 1 |
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260 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nataniel Byczynski!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Byczynski was well out of range. Poor timing from Lebowski.
Byczynski blocks a jab.
Byczynski has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A left lands for Lebowski.
Byczynski takes one to the chin there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lebowski.
Byczynski takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
It looks like Nataniel Byczynski has been cut.
Byczynski slips a jab from Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a jab to Byczynski's midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski keeps the fight on the outside.
Byczynski moves in looking to clinch but Lebowski pushes him off.
Byczynski moves away from the strike by Lebowski.
Lebowski takes a swing at Byczynski's ribcage but misses.
Lebowski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lebowski. That's going to slow Byczynski down.
Lebowski tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Byczynski moves into the clinch.
Lebowski is trying to force a seperation but Byczynski has the dominant position.
Byczynski missing with knees to the body.
Lebowski has had enough of the clinch but Byczynski keeps him there for the moment.
Lebowski manages to break the clinch.
Byczynski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Byczynski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lebowski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Byczynski was well out of range. Poor timing from Lebowski.
Byczynski takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Byczynski tries to clinch but Lebowski is having none of it.
Byczynski moves in looking to clinch but Lebowski pushes him off.
Byczynski doesn't manage to clinch there - Lebowski circles away.
Byczynski throws a sloppy head kick
and Lebowski counters with a nice body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Byczynski.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Byczynski throws a head kick but Lebowski moves out of range.
Byczynski moves to clinch but Lebowski breaks away
and Lebowski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Byczynski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lebowski manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A cross from Lebowski lands.
Lebowski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Byczynski doesn't seem bothered though.
Lebowski throws a body punch but Byczynski moves out of range.
Lebowski throws a shot from downtown. Byczynski moves away and avoids it.
Byczynski finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lebowski circles away from the clinch attempt.
Byczynski takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lebowski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lebowski throws a sloppy head kick
and Byczynski counters with a stiff right hand.
Byczynski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lebowski.
Byczynski tries to clinch there but Lebowski circles away.
A punch combination from Byczynski misses.
Byczynski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lebowski connects with a solid leg kick.
Lebowski looks to land a body kick but Byczynski moved away.
Lebowski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lebowski misses with the combination.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lebowski.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
That has opened up Nataniel Byczynski's cut even more.
Byczynski checks a low kick from Lebowski.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski loads up on a big right hand but Byczynski slips the punch.
Lebowski just misses with a punch to the body.
Lebowski throws out a leg kick but Byczynski moves out of range and Lebowski only half commits.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Byczynski checks a leg kick.
Byczynski takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Byczynski tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Byczynski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A low kick from Lebowski is predictable there
and Byczynski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski dips to his left and cracks Byczynski with an uppercut!
Byczynski gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Byczynski trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nataniel Byczynski's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Byczynski throws a head kick that misses.
Byczynski takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lebowski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Byczynski checks it well.
Lebowski takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lebowski.
Lebowski scores with a leg kick.
Lebowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lebowski misses with a few strikes there.
Lebowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Byczynski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski swats away the attempt to clinch by Byczynski.
Byczynski misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski throws the kick towards the body but Byczynski avoids it.
Byczynski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nataniel Byczynski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Byczynski doesn't manage to clinch there - Lebowski circles away.
Byczynski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lebowski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Byczynski connects with a crisp jab.
Byczynski tries to clinch but Lebowski is having none of it.
Byczynski checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lebowski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Byczynski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lebowski smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Byczynski clinches up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebowski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lebowski is looking to break free of the clinch but Byczynski has double underhooks.
Lebowski breaks the clinch.
Lebowski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lebowski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lebowski throws a head kick but Byczynski moves out of range.
Lebowski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Byczynski cracks a nice hook into Lebowski's ribs.
Byczynski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lebowski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lebowski lands with a straight right. Byczynski didn't see that one coming.
Byczynski throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lebowski misses with a kick to the body.
Lebowski jabs at Byczynski's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Lebowski misses.
Byczynski takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lebowski looks to land a left hand but Byczynski moved out of range nicely.
Byczynski connects with a crisp jab.
Byczynski checks a leg kick.
Byczynski tries to clinch but Lebowski moves out of range.
Byczynski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lebowski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lebowski throws out a leg kick but Byczynski moves out of range and Lebowski only half commits.
Lebowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lebowski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lebowski looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski has managed to clinch.
Lebowski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lebowski tries to throw a body punch but Byczynski avoids it by throwing Lebowski back against the cage.
Byczynski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lebowski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lebowski breaks from the clinch.
Lebowski misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lebowski swats away the attempt to clinch by Byczynski.
Lebowski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A left and a right from Lebowski both land. Nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski looks to land a body kick but Byczynski moved away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fight stays on the outside here - Byczynski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Lebowski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Byczynski slips a jab from Lebowski.
Byczynski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Byczynski tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Byczynski takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Byczynski looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Lebowski throws a leg kick
and Byczynski counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Lebowski is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Byczynski to keep the fight standing.
Byczynski keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lebowski's efforts to push away.
Lebowski pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jeffrey Lebowski is winning the standup battle so far.
Byczynski looks to land a left hand but Lebowski moved out of range nicely.
Byczynski defending well as Lebowski loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczynski tries to clinch but Lebowski moves away
and Byczynski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Byczynski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lebowski is defending well for now.
Lebowski breaks the clinch.
Lebowski swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lebowski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lebowski tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lebowski circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lebowski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Byczynski moves away from the strike by Lebowski.
Byczynski takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lebowski works Byczynski's body with a nice hook.
Byczynski walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski is trying to push Byczynski away but Byczynski has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lebowski swings wildly with an uppercut but Byczynski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Byczynski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lebowski is defending well for now.
Lebowski's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lebowski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lebowski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Byczynski on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lebowski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lebowski missing with a left hand there. Byczynski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lebowski tries to land a leg kick but Byczynski saw it coming and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski looks to score with a jab to the body but Lebowski is just out of range.
Byczynski avoids the body shot from Lebowski.
Nataniel Byczynski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Byczynski delivers a nice body kick.
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Byczynski.
Byczynski closes the distance and clinches.
Lebowski on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lebowski breaks from the clinch.
Lebowski with a nice cross.
Byczynski walks into a left hand.
Byczynski wants to clinch.
Lebowski tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lebowski.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lebowski scores with a crisp jab that stopped Byczynski in his tracks.
The cut above Nataniel Byczynski's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lebowski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Byczynski darts in trying to clinch
and Lebowski counters with a leg kick.
Jeffrey Lebowski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A jab from Lebowski does it's job there.
Byczynski's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lebowski connects with a crisp jab.
Lebowski cracks the inside of Byczynski's front leg.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Lebowski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lebowski, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Lebowski!
After winning the bout, Jeffrey Lebowski thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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