PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Edward Scissorhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felicito Vicente (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scissorhands comes to the cage accompanied by Still. Vicente is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Taya by GreyhoundzzZZ. Edward Scissorhands has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Scissorhands
vs
Vicente

163 cm
22
144 lbs
7 - 3 - 1

173 cm
20
151 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Edward Scissorhands!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Felicito Vicente!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Scissorhands.
Scissorhands misses with a body punch
and Vicente counters with a nice kick to the body.
Scissorhands throws a body punch but Vicente moves out of range.
Scissorhands has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Vicente throws a leg kick that misses.
Scissorhands takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Scissorhands missing with a left hand there. Vicente was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Scissorhands scores with a punch to the head.
Vicente tries to land a leg kick but Scissorhands saw it coming and moves away.
Vicente misses with a hook. Scissorhands ducked under it nicely.
Vicente pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Scissorhands wants to clinch.
Vicente blocks a leg kick.
Vicente has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vicente there as he acknowledges the shot.
Scissorhands steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
Scissorhands throws a leg kick
and Vicente counters with a nice low kick that buckles Scissorhands's knee momentarily.
A big left from Scissorhands misses.
Vicente smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Vicente lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scissorhands slips a jab from Vicente.
Scissorhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Vicente throws a lazy right hand but Scissorhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Scissorhands slips a jab and a cross from Vicente.
Vicente connects with a jab.
Scissorhands looks to land a left hand but Vicente moved out of range nicely.
Scissorhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vicente slips under a jab.
Vicente tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Scissorhands is able to avoid easily.
Vicente ducks under a wild hook from Scissorhands.
Vicente fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Scissorhands manages to avoid it.
Scissorhands throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Scissorhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Vicente is just out of range.
Vicente misses with a head kick.
Vicente misses with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Vicente.
Some bone on bone action there as Scissorhands checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vicente pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A swing and a miss from Scissorhands.
Scissorhands misses with a hook
and Vicente counters with a low kick, right behind Scissorhands 's knee.
Vicente connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Scissorhands momentarily.
Vicente keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Scissorhands throws a body kick that misses.
Scissorhands lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scissorhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vicente.
Vicente throws a wild body kick that Scissorhands sees coming a mile off.
Scissorhands throws a lazy uppercut
and Vicente counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Vicente scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Vicente connects with a solid leg kick.
A jab from Scissorhands does it's job there.
Scissorhands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vicente goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Vicente misses with an attempted mid kick.
Vicente swings widly with a right hand
and Scissorhands makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vicente checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scissorhands thuds his right hand into Vicente's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Scissorhands throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Scissorhands throws a hook to the side of Vicente's head but Vicente sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Scissorhands swings for the body but Vicente moves out of range.
Vicente on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Vicente keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Scissorhands scores with a jab.
Scissorhands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Scissorhands throws a shot to the body.
Scissorhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Scissorhands looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Vicente avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Vicente lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Vicente misses with a low kick.
Vicente throws a front kick aimed at Scissorhands's knee but Scissorhands avoids it well.
The fighters circle momentarily. Vicente darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Scissorhands connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vicente. Vicente circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scissorhands misses with a shot to the body
and Vicente counters with a nice leg kick.
Scissorhands misses with a jab to the body
and Scissorhands takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Scissorhands tries to clinch up.
Vicente tries to land a leg kick but Scissorhands saw it coming and moves away.
Scissorhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vicente manages to avoid it.
Scissorhands throws a body punch but Vicente moves out of range.
Vicente misses with a hook. Scissorhands ducked under it nicely.
Vicente moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Vicente takes a swing at Scissorhands's ribcage but misses.
Vicente on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vicente. That's going to slow Scissorhands down.
A jab from Scissorhands does it's job there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Scissorhands. Vicente does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vicente misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Scissorhands.
Scissorhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Scissorhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Vicente is just out of range.
Vicente throws a hook but Scissorhands avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Edward Scissorhands will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Scissorhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
Scissorhands is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Scissorhands walks into a stiff left hand from Vicente.
Scissorhands lands a lovely overhand right.

Vicente is rocked!
Vicente slips a straight right by Scissorhands.
Vicente is still on wobbly legs! Can Scissorhands finish him?
Scissorhands misses with a hook
and Vicente counters with a thumping low kick.
Scissorhands looks to land a left hand but Vicente moved out of range nicely.
Scissorhands throws a hook to the side of Vicente's head but Vicente sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Scissorhands throws a right hand that misses
and Vicente makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Scissorhands misses with a lunging right hand
and Vicente makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Scissorhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
Vicente throws a lazy right hand but Scissorhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Scissorhands throws a leg kick which misses Vicente's front leg but catches the back leg as Vicente tries to avoid it.
Scissorhands throws a lazy uppercut
letting Vicente counter with a right hand.
Vicente on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Scissorhands. Scissorhands obviously looking to wear him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Scissorhands misses with a hook
letting Vicente counter with a right hand.
Scissorhands lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Vicente slips a straight right by Scissorhands.
Scissorhands throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Vicente counters with a stiff right hand.
Vicente avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vicente blocks a jab.
Scissorhands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Scissorhands throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Vicente counters with a one-two to the body.
Vicente seems to have recovered his senses.
Edward Scissorhands is winning the standup battle so far.
Vicente throws a hook but Scissorhands avoids it easily.
Scissorhands is looking to score with low kicks.
Scissorhands takes a swing at Vicente's ribcage but misses.
Vicente buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Scissorhands throws a big shot that misses.
Vicente takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A solid leg kick lands there for Vicente.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Vicente tenderised Scissorhands's leg. Scissorhands is trying to keep his angry face on.
Vicente blocks the body kick.
Scissorhands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vicente throws an overhand right that lands on Scissorhands's shoulder, as Scissorhands tries to avoid the shot.
Scissorhands cracks Vicente with a good jab.
Scissorhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vicente throws the kick towards the body but Scissorhands avoids it.
Vicente doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Vicente slips under a jab.
Scissorhands throws a shot from downtown. Vicente moves away and avoids it.
Vicente attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Scissorhands dodges the punch combination from Vicente.
Scissorhands misses with a hook. Vicente ducked under it nicely.
Vicente pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vicente lands with a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scissorhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vicente throws out the jab.
Vicente uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Scissorhands.
Vicente tries to bum rush Scissorhands with a series of wild strikes but Scissorhands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Scissorhands throws a hook to the side of Vicente's head but Vicente sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Vicente misses with a low kick.
Scissorhands throws a sloppy body shot
and Vicente cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Scissorhands walks into a stiff left hand from Vicente.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scissorhands is looking to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Vicente.
Vicente throws a leg kick but Scissorhands moved away.
Scissorhands finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Vicente tried to score with a low kick but Scissorhands checks it.
Vicente keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Scissorhands attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Scissorhands throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vicente sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vicente throws a shot from downtown. Scissorhands moves away and avoids it.
Scissorhands checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scissorhands throws a big shot that misses.
Scissorhands feints and then cracks Vicente's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Vicente down.
Vicente darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Vicente scores with a jab to the jaw.
Scissorhands looks to land a right hand but Vicente moved out of range.
Vicente turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Vicente dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Scissorhands. That did some damage!

Scissorhands has closed the distance and engaged Vicente in a clinch.
Scissorhands is trying to maintain a safe position but Vicente gets an underhook and turns Scissorhands into the cage.
Vicente fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scissorhands is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Scissorhands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vicente misses with a punch on the inside.
Scissorhands lands a body punch.
Scissorhands throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vicentes head.
Scissorhands works on Vicente's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scissorhands misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scissorhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scissorhands scores with a nice hook to the head.
Vicente has a couple of punches blocked by Scissorhands.
Scissorhands pushes Vicente back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Scissorhands misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scissorhands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Vicente tries to land knees in the clinch but Scissorhands avoids the damage to the body.
Scissorhands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Scissorhands tries a body shot but Vicente blocks it.
Scissorhands pushes Vicente back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scissorhands has a couple of punches blocked by Vicente.
Scissorhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vicente is trying to break free.
Scissorhands lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Scissorhands blocks an elbow strike.
Scissorhands unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Vicente! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Scissorhands is unloading with more strikes now! Vicente drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward Scissorhands!
Edward Scissorhands is the new featherweight champion!
A very excited looking Edward Scissorhands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.