PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Power (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Power has chosen Dangerous as his entrance music. Dumbass McWeakhands could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Danny Power's chin.

McWeakhands
vs
Power

168 cm
41
158 lbs
42 - 21 - 1

172 cm
34
147 lbs
37 - 18 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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The Big Kabosh

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 42 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 18 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Danny Power!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Power looks to throw the jab but McWeakhands is out of range.
Nice defenses there by McWeakhands.
Power takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWeakhands with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Power fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McWeakhands.
Power throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands misses the jab.
McWeakhands swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Power.
Power fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McWeakhands on the side of the head.
Power fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWeakhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Power swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Power manages to avoid it.
Power walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Power drops his hands momentarily and McWeakhands takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Power lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head kick misses from Power.
Power swings widly with a right hand
and McWeakhands counters with a slapping leg kick.
Power misses with the body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A jab from Power finds it's way through McWeakhands's defenses.
A combination from Power does no damage.
A swing and a miss from Power.
McWeakhands gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Power.
Power misses with a left hand
and McWeakhands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands with a straight right. Power didn't see that one coming.
Power scores with a crisp jab that stopped McWeakhands in his tracks.
Power keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the strikes.
Power throws out a leg kick but McWeakhands moves out of range and Power only half commits.
McWeakhands defending well as Power loads up on a big left hand.
McWeakhands throws a predictable looking body shot
and Power counters with a low kick, right behind McWeakhands 's knee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Power misses
and McWeakhands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWeakhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands misses with a shot to the body
and Power counters with a leg kick.
Power lands a nice hook to McWeakhands's body. McWeakhands takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Power tries to clinch up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWeakhands's jab looks to have found its range, popping Power under the eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Power dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Power scores with a jab to the jaw.
McWeakhands motions for Power to come forward. McWeakhands throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Power has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McWeakhands.
Power lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McWeakhands misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWeakhands moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
McWeakhands ducks right into an uppercut from Power.
Danny Power seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Power with a hook.
Power swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws a head kick but Power moves out of range.
McWeakhands throws a right and a left that Power avoids nicely.
A good leg kick by Power.
McWeakhands looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McWeakhands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Power is defended easily by McWeakhands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McWeakhands lands a big head kick that sends Power tumbling to the mat! McWeakhands takes a step backwards and waves Power back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Power is rocked!

It looks like Danny Power has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Power takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Power finds it's way through McWeakhands's defenses.
Power throws a head kick but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Power lands with a straight right. McWeakhands didn't see that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Power moves in looking to clinch but McWeakhands pushes him off.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
McWeakhands blocks a head kick by Power.
McWeakhands is looking to wear down Power with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Power throws a leg kick but McWeakhands sees it coming and moves out of range.
McWeakhands ducks under a wild hook from Power.
Power avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands punishes Power's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to land a leg kick but Power saw it coming and moves away.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Power.
Power lands with a right hand.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the body kick from Power.
Power misses with a looping right.
Power misses with an uppercut. McWeakhands saw that one coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Power misses with a lunging right hand
and McWeakhands counters with an outside leg kick.
McWeakhands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Danny Power will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Danny Power's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Power misses with a straight left.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Power, right into the meat.
Power tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Power.
Power throws a looping overhand right but McWeakhands ducks down to avoid it.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Power on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McWeakhands. McWeakhands obviously looking to wear him down.
Power wants to clinch up but McWeakhands keeps it at a distance.
Power's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Power lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McWeakhands backs up against the cage.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Power throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Power is just out of range.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWeakhands is looking to slow Power down with leg kicks.
Power scores with a nice body kick.
Power throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Power moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Power.
Power scores with a push kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for McWeakhands.
Power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McWeakhands makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McWeakhands finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McWeakhands scores with a shot to the body.

Power drives through with a takedown into McWeakhands's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Power pushing down on McWeakhands's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Power is keen to just control but McWeakhands is a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Power tries to pass the half guard into mount. McWeakhands knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Power seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWeakhands does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Power scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands is pressing down on Power's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Power trying to control the position from guard on top but McWeakhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Power really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Danny Power's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McWeakhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Power.
Power takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Power.
Power checks a leg kick nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Power loads up on a big right hand but McWeakhands slips the punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Power.
McWeakhands takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McWeakhands throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick.
Power scores with a jab to the jaw.
Power lands a really nice looking cross but McWeakhands seems unphased.
Power pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Power shoots in for a double leg but McWeakhands sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with the combination.
Power misses with a takedown attempt - McWeakhands sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Power manages to avoid it.
Power misses with the body kick
and McWeakhands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Danny Power seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Power misses
and McWeakhands counters with a nice low kick that buckles Power's knee momentarily.
Power on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Power looks to throw a body kick

and McWeakhands counters by clinching up.
Power trying to control the position but instead, McWeakhands has worked for underhooks and has pushed Power into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Power fails to land.
Power wants a takedown.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Power.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Power swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Power lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Power blocks an uppercut.

McWeakhands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Power is looking to clinch but McWeakhands is avoiding it.
McWeakhands takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Power tries for a takedown but McWeakhands sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McWeakhands leaves Power with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Power dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Danny Power's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Power throws a sloppy head kick
and McWeakhands counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Power misses with an uppercut. McWeakhands saw that one coming.
McWeakhands staying out of range there.
McWeakhands wants to land a leg kick but Power is out of range.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses
and Power counters with a solid body kick.
A clash of legs there as Power blocks the low kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Power blocks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Power looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McWeakhands walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McWeakhands throws a looping overhand right but Power ducks down to avoid it.
Power turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Power throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McWeakhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Power.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Power.
Power misses with a right hand
and McWeakhands counters with a thumping low kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Power!
Good shot there by McWeakhands.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
McWeakhands lands a jab to Power's midsection.
Power throws a nice looking combination but McWeakhands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Power lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Power plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

McWeakhands is rocked!
Power throws the left hand but McWeakhands avoids the punch easily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Power.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Power misses with a low kick.
Power scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McWeakhands doesn't seem bothered though.
Power dives in and grabs McWeakhands's left leg, looking for a takedown. McWeakhands pushes down on Power's head and hops out.
Power paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands misses with a series of wild punches.
That kick from Power tenderised McWeakhands's leg. McWeakhands is trying to keep his angry face on.

And that's the end of the fight!
Danny Power comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Power has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 45:50
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 45:50
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Danny Power!
Danny Power really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Reaper Combatwear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.