PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Lothbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sauced comes to the cage accompanied by Irish Jig. Lothbrok comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I Am A Viking kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sauced
vs
Lothbrok

194 cm
22
215 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

186 cm
23
213 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stew Sauced!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ragnar Lothbrok!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lothbrok throws a hook to the side of Sauced's head but Sauced sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lothbrok misses with a body shot.
Lothbrok jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've been informed that Lothbrok has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Sauced ducks under a wild hook from Lothbrok.
Sauced throws an overhand right that lands on Lothbrok's shoulder, as Lothbrok tries to avoid the shot.
A big left from Lothbrok misses.
Lothbrok lands a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lothbrok. Sauced does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lothbrok looks to throw the jab but Sauced is out of range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lothbrok.

It looks like Stew Sauced has been cut.
No joy there for Sauced, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ragnar Lothbrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lothbrok misses with a kick to the body.
Lothbrok misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sauced moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sauced steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
Sauced slips a jab from Lothbrok.
Sauced has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Boomerang!! in the buildup to the fight.
Lothbrok throws a hook to the side of Sauced's head but Sauced sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lothbrok is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Lothbrok tests Sauced's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sauced lands with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lothbrok throws a shot from downtown. Sauced moves away and avoids it.
Lothbrok takes a swing at Sauced's ribcage but misses.
Sauced throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lothbrok connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sauced's hands.
Sauced blocks a jab.
Lothbrok lands a glancing blow to the side of Sauced's head.
Lothbrok waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sauced.
Sauced ducks under a wild hook from Lothbrok.
Sauced takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lothbrok misses with an uppercut.
A clash of legs there as Lothbrok blocks the low kick.
Lothbrok digs a good hook to Sauced's body.
Lothbrok with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lothbrok misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lothbrok throws a hook to the side of Sauced's head but Sauced sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sauced.
Lothbrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sauced scores with a hook to the body. Lothbrok takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sauced misses with a wild body shot.
Sauced lands with a hook. Lothbrok tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lothbrok scores with a sloppy right hand. Sauced should have avoided that one.
Lothbrok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sauced.
Lothbrok looks to throw the jab but Sauced is out of range.
Lothbrok bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sauced's head backwards.
Lothbrok uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sauced.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lothbrok. Sauced does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sauced staying out of range there.
Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Sauced avoids them all with ease.
Lothbrok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lothbrok loads up on a big right hand but Sauced slips the punch.
Lothbrok fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sauced manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sauced drops his hands momentarily and Lothbrok takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lothbrok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sauced avoids a punch combination nicely.
A head kick misses from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a poor cross that misses
and Sauced counters with a nice body shot.
Lothbrok thows a leg kick but Sauced checks it
and Lothbrok takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sauced looks to throw the jab but Lothbrok is out of range.
Lothbrok works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sauced throws an overhand right that lands on Lothbrok's shoulder, as Lothbrok tries to avoid the shot.
Lothbrok misses with the combination.
Lothbrok just misses with a punch to the body.
Lothbrok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sauced.
Lothbrok is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sauced throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Sauced avoids them all with ease.
Lothbrok misses the jab.
Lothbrok is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Sauced had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Lothbrok misses with a straight right.
Sauced closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sauced blocks a head kick by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a looping overhand right but Sauced ducks down to avoid it.
Lothbrok lands with a straight right. Sauced didn't see that one coming.
Lothbrok scores with a jab. Sauced acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lothbrok throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lothbrok misses with a hook.
A jab from Lothbrok misses.
A cross from Lothbrok lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lothbrok throws an off balance right hand
and Sauced connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sauced jabs Lothbrok to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sauced avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lothbrok lands a high kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ragnar Lothbrok dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stew Sauced's cut.
That's time! Sauced's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lothbrok misses with a straight right.
Sauced uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lothbrok.
Sauced waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lothbrok.
Lothbrok lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sauced looks to throw the jab but Lothbrok is out of range.
Lothbrok loads up on a big right hand but Sauced slips the punch.
Lothbrok throws a shot from downtown. Sauced moves away and avoids it.
Lothbrok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sauced circles away quickly and effectively.
Lothbrok throws a big shot that misses.
Sauced steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
Sauced avoids the body shot from Lothbrok.
Sauced walks into a stiff left hand from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok works over Sauced's head and body with a nice combination.

Sauced is rocked!
Sauced showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lothbrok.
Oh Sauced is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big left from Lothbrok misses.
Sauced blocks a jab.
Sauced seems to have got his legs back now.
Lothbrok pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lothbrok pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lothbrok throws a right hand that Sauced ducks under and follows up with a left that Sauced also avoids with ease.
Sauced checks a low kick from Lothbrok.
Sauced steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok tries a head kick but it misses.
Lothbrok drops his hands momentarily and Sauced takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sauced uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lothbrok.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Sauced might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Lothbrok throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sauced misses with an uppercut.
Lothbrok throws a jab but it's blocked by Sauced.
Sauced throws a hook but Lothbrok avoids it easily.
Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Sauced moves out of range.
Sauced throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice uppercut there from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lothbrok throws a body punch but Sauced moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sauced looks to land a combination but Lothbrok avoids it well.
A swing and a miss from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Sauced moves out of range.
Lothbrok throws a hook but Sauced avoids it easily.
Lothbrok misses with a double jab.
Sauced displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lothbrok throws out the jab.
Sauced ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lothbrok lands with an overhand left.
Sauced slips under a jab from Lothbrok.
Sauced displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lothbrok throws out the jab.
Sauced misses the shot to the body.
Sauced looks to land a left hand but Lothbrok moved out of range nicely.
Sauced misses the shot to the body.
Sauced avoids the head kick by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sauced lands with an overhand left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok misses with a looping left.
Sauced moves forwards but Lothbrok connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lothbrok keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lothbrok swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sauced counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sauced jabs Lothbrok right on the nose. Lothbrok blinks but takes it well.
Nice shot by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok looks to throw the jab but Sauced is out of range.
Lothbrok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sauced.
Sauced throws a lazy right hand but Lothbrok sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sauced blocks a jab.
Lothbrok looks to land a left hand but Sauced moved out of range nicely.
Sauced tries to move into range but Lothbrok moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Sauced cracks Lothbrok with a good jab.
Sauced takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lothbrok thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sauced staying out of range there.
Sauced lands with an uppercut that bounces Lothbrok off the cage and back into range.
Sauced tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sauced thumps Lothbrok with a low kick.
Lothbrok throws a nice looking combination but Sauced bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lothbrok connects with the punch.
Sauced defending well as Lothbrok loads up on a big left hand.
Lothbrok lands a right hook to the body.
Sauced avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lothbrok cracks Sauced with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lothbrok throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sauced cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sauced throws a shot from downtown. Lothbrok moves away and avoids it.
Sauced looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lothbrok throws the left hand but Sauced avoids the punch easily.
Sauced avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sauced scores with a nice right hand.
Lothbrok stuns Sauced with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ragnar Lothbrok showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Stew Sauced's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Lothbrok misses with an uppercut. Sauced saw that one coming.
Lothbrok tests Sauced's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lothbrok throws a sloppy head kick
and Sauced counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sauced throws a jab but it's blocked by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ragnar Lothbrok seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lothbrok swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A big right from Sauced misses.
Nice defenses there by Sauced.
Sauced moves away from the strike by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a body kick that misses.
Lothbrok misses the jab.
Lothbrok with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sauced to score with a decent uppercut.
Sauced wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sauced throws a jab when Lothbrok was well out of range.
Sauced with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lothbrok loads up on a big right hand but Sauced slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sauced blocks a jab.
Sauced scores with the left hand. Lothbrok knows he should have avoided that one.
Sauced takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lothbrok jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sauced tests Lothbrok's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lothbrok throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lothbrok tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sauced was well out of range. Poor timing from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fighters circling - Lothbrok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lothbrok is looking to chop away at Sauced's legs.
Lothbrok misses with a double jab
enabling Sauced to counter with a crisp jab.
Lothbrok takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sauced looks to land a right hand but Lothbrok moved out of range.
Lothbrok ducks under a wild hook from Sauced.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sauced moves away from the strike by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sauced.
Lothbrok misses with a hook
and Sauced counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lothbrok fails to land with a series of punches.
Lothbrok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sauced.
Sauced throws a nice looking combination but Lothbrok bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sauced loads up on a big right hand but Lothbrok slips the punch.
Sauced walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lothbrok checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lothbrok looks to land a left hand but Sauced moved out of range nicely.
Sauced punishes Lothbrok's body with a nice straight punch.
Lothbrok waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sauced.
Lothbrok misses with a series of wild punches.
Lothbrok throws a hook but Sauced avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lothbrok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sauced circles away quickly and effectively.
Stew Sauced has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lothbrok takes a swing at Sauced's ribcage but misses.
Sauced uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
Sauced slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Sauced cracks Lothbrok with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Sauced slips a straight right by Lothbrok.
A swing and a miss from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a jab but it's blocked by Sauced.
Sauced throws a shot from downtown. Lothbrok moves away and avoids it.
Lothbrok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lothbrok tries to bum rush Sauced with a series of wild strikes but Sauced uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lothbrok throws a lazy right hand but Sauced sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sauced bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lothbrok's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lothbrok lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Lothbrok connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sauced. Sauced circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok misses with a looping left.
Sauced catches Lothbrok with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice defenses there by Sauced.
Sauced moves away from the strike by Lothbrok.
A combination from Lothbrok does no damage.
Lothbrok thuds a left hand into Sauced's body.
Lothbrok thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sauced defending well as Lothbrok loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from Lothbrok misses its intended target.
Sauced uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
Sauced uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sauced throws a hook but Lothbrok blocks it.
Lothbrok misses with a hook. Sauced ducked under it nicely.
Ragnar Lothbrok is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A solid body kick from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok moves out of range as Sauced strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Stew Sauced.
Well Lothbrok has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ragnar Lothbrok!
Our winner, Ragnar Lothbrok, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.