PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diaz Bros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stand Up To be C**ted. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The One Armed Man
vs
Bros

185 cm
31
240 lbs
26 - 11 - 0

210 cm
26
295 lbs
19 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Diaz Bros !
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bros will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The One Armed Man misses with a wild body shot.
Bros steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bros tries to avoid it but The One Armed Man manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bros to the ground. Bros escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bros checks the leg kick nicely there.
Good exchange - Bros coming out on top.
Good exchange - Bros coming out on top.
The One Armed Man on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bros .
Bros scores with a punch to the head.
Bros steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bros paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bros takes one to the chin there.
Bros avoids the body shot from The One Armed Man.

Bros drives through and clinches with The One Armed Man against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bros presses The One Armed Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bros lands a good knee to the midsection. The One Armed Man won't want to take too many of those.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The One Armed Man's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The One Armed Man managing to block the knees to the body from Bros .
The One Armed Man takes a shot to the head.
The One Armed Man works on Bros 's body with a couple of short punches.
The One Armed Man lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Diaz Bros has been cut.
Bros misses with a body punch.
Bros doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bros using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Bros controls his hands.
Bros takes an elbow to the temple.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bros lands a body punch.
Bros lands a nice uppercut.
The One Armed Man blocks the elbow strike.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Bros 's ribcage.
The One Armed Man on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The One Armed Man wants a takedown.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The One Armed Man just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bros 's brow.
Bros gets through The One Armed Man's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man has Bros pushed against the cage.
Bros lands an elbow just above The One Armed Man 's eye.

It looks like Joe The One Armed Man has been cut.
The One Armed Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bros .
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bros obliges.
The One Armed Man can't find room to land a body shot as Bros controls the action.
I was talking to The One Armed Man's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The One Armed Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Bros .
Bros prevents a body shot from The One Armed Man.
Bros blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bros scores a nice knee to the body.
Bros crunches a lovely knee into The One Armed Man's ribcage.
Bros lands with a light punch inside.
The One Armed Man pushes off an throws an elbow but Bros leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bros .
A shot in the inside from The One Armed Man.
Bros blocks the elbow strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bros .
Bros can't find room to land a body shot as The One Armed Man controls the action.
Bros scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters up against the cage, Bros throws an elbow but misses.
Bros lands a left hand that snaps the head of The One Armed Man backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bros putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has The One Armed Man in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bros gets through The One Armed Man's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bros .
The One Armed Man taking a breather.
The One Armed Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bros tries a knee to the head but The One Armed Man blocks it.
Bros lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bros lands with a right to the head.
Bros creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bros throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The One Armed Mans head.
Bros scores a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bros lands a shoulder strike.
The One Armed Man blocks an uppercut.
Bros lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diaz Bros dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Bros takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The One Armed Man throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Bros counter with a right hand.
Bros has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bros .
The One Armed Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bros circles away from the clinch attempt.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick
letting Bros counter with a right hand.
The One Armed Man wants to slow Bros down by chopping away at his legs.
Good exchange - Bros coming out on top.
Bros throws a solid leg kick but The One Armed Man takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bros .
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bros .
The One Armed Man circles away from the clinch attempt

and The One Armed Man counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Bros is trying to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is thwarting Bros 's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bros keeping hold of The One Armed Man's head, controlling as best he can.
Bros blocking the ground and pound attempt from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man trying to control from half guard but Bros is working away.
Bros is looking for a sweep. The One Armed Man is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bros is controlling The One Armed Man's position as best he can from this difficult position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Diaz Bros wasn't active enough on the ground.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bros .
Joe The One Armed Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bros fails with an attempt to clinch.
The One Armed Man looks to land a body kick but Bros moved away.
Bros jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The One Armed Man is looking to chop away at Bros 's legs.
The One Armed Man misses with a kick to the body
and Bros counters with a stiff right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Bros .
The One Armed Man lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The One Armed Man stalks Bros and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bros 's face. Bros staggers backwards, shaken.
Bros tests The One Armed Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bros avoids the body shot from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man avoids the body shot from Bros .
The One Armed Man uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bros has time to react.
Bros cracks The One Armed Man with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bros uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The One Armed Man motions for Bros to come forward. The One Armed Man throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bros uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The One Armed Man.
Bros lands with a straight right. The One Armed Man didn't see that one coming.
The One Armed Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bros 's sensitive parts.
The One Armed Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Bros drives through and clinches with The One Armed Man against the cage.
Bros working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bros lands a right hand that snaps the head of The One Armed Man backwards.
Bros throws a punch but it's blocked by The One Armed Man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bros blocks an elbow strike.
The One Armed Man creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bros obliges.
The One Armed Man misses with some punches.
The One Armed Man pushes off an throws an elbow but Bros leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The One Armed Man slowing the pace effectively.
Bros blocks an elbow strike.
The One Armed Man stalling in the clinch but Bros improves position.
The One Armed Man holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Bros tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The One Armed Man avoids it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice left hand lands by Bros .
Diaz Bros seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The One Armed Man lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bros managing to block the knees to the body from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man is looking to control Bros 's arms but Bros gets an underhook and turns him. Now The One Armed Man has his back to the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Diaz Bros will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

The fight stays on the outside here - Bros looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice shot lands for Bros .
Bros tries to bum rush The One Armed Man with a series of wild strikes but The One Armed Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bros misses with a straight right.
Bros is looking to score with low kicks.
Bros is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bros dips to his left and cracks The One Armed Man with an uppercut!
The One Armed Man is looking to score with low kicks.
The One Armed Man wants to clinch up but Bros keeps it at a distance.
The One Armed Man takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bros pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

Bros takes the fight into the clinch.
The One Armed Man stalls.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man dodges an elbow strike from Bros .
The One Armed Man creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice body punch from Bros - that landed with a thud.
Bros lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The One Armed Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bros tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The One Armed Man avoids it.
Bros missing with knees to the body.
Bros presses The One Armed Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The One Armed Man lands with a light punch inside.
The One Armed Man can't find room to land a body shot as Bros controls the action.
Bros lands a hook that snaps the head of The One Armed Man backwards.
Bros landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bros creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Joe The One Armed Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Bros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bros working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bros lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bros creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The One Armed Man's defenses.

The One Armed Man is rocked!
Bros trying to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man blocks an uppercut.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Bros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bros misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bros blocking some punches.
The One Armed Man is trying to maintain a safe position but Bros gets an underhook and turns The One Armed Man into the cage.
The One Armed Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Bros .
A nice glancing elbow lands by The One Armed Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bros works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from Bros fails to land.
Bros lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bros lands a nice uppercut.
Bros lands a good knee to the midsection. The One Armed Man won't want to take too many of those.
Bros lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The One Armed Man backwards.
The One Armed Man taking a breather.
The One Armed Man takes a knee to the side of the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bros gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bros lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Bros .
A short right from Bros on the inside.
Bros unloads a knee to the mid-section. The One Armed Man lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bros works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bros presses The One Armed Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bros makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Bros lands a vicious elbow to the side of The One Armed Man's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Bros tries to finish him with strikes but The One Armed Man still seems able to defend himself so Bros steps back and lets The One Armed Man get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
Oh The One Armed Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The One Armed Man circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Bros . The One Armed Man falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Bros !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Diaz Bros !
Diaz Bros seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.