PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lexington Snape (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Blackburn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snape's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, DJ Tiësto - Carmina Burana: Remixed. Charles Blackburn has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lexington Snape's chin.

Snape
vs
Blackburn

185 cm
23
285 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

182 cm
21
268 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Lexington Snape!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Charles Blackburn!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Chris Edwards and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Snape gets a clinch.
Blackburn cracks Snape with a nice body shot.
Blackburn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Blackburn blocks an elbow strike from Snape.
Blackburn takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Charles Blackburn has been cut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Snape.
Blackburn managing to block the knees to the body from Snape.
Blackburn misses with a punch to the body.
Snape has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Snape is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Blackburn is defending well for now.
Snape looking to throw knees to the head but Blackburn is blocking nicely.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Blackburn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Snape misses with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Blackburn looks winded!
Snape lands a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snape gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Blackburn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Blackburn managing to block the knees to the body from Snape.
Snape stops a takedown attempt from Blackburn.
Snape lands an elbow just above Blackburn 's eye.
Snape lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Charles Blackburn's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape scores with a knee to the head.
Snape with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Blackburn won't want to take too many of those.
Snape lands a right hand.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Blackburn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snape creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Blackburn's defenses.
Nice elbow from Snape.
Snape connects with a nasty looking knee right to Blackburn's face.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Blackburn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape landing knees to the head.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The cut above Charles Blackburn's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape lands an elbow just above Blackburn 's eye.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Blackburn lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Blackburn takes an elbow to the temple.
Blackburn takes an elbow to the forehead.

Charles Blackburn's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Snape lands a left hand.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape lands an elbow inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Snape.

Blackburn is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charles Blackburn's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lexington Snape!
Lexington Snape is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Lexington Snape made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.