PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Lukashenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lukashenko comes into a darkened arena with his song building. PANEM National Anthem kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!

Potatos
vs
Lukashenko

197 cm
36
260 lbs
27 - 19 - 0

219 cm
35
255 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Potatos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alexander Lukashenko!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lukashenko punishes Potatos's body with a nice straight punch.
Potatos looks to land a combination but Lukashenko avoids it well.
Potatos throws a looping overhand right but Lukashenko ducks down to avoid it.
Lukashenko avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lukashenko is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Potatos scores with a punch to the head.
Potatos checks the leg kick nicely there.
Potatos is looking to clinch.
Lukashenko throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lukashenko takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lukashenko tries to work over Potatos's front leg with a kick but Potatos checks it.

Potatos closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Potatos lands in his opponent's guard.
Lukashenko manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Potatos manages to get himself to full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lukashenko forces his way into half guard.
Lukashenko thows a huge punch but Potatos dodges it nicely.
Lukashenko works his way into full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lukashenko landing punches.
Lukashenko lands a heavy elbow.
Lukashenko lands with some strikes.
Potatos is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Potatos is bucking up trying to escape but Lukashenko cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Lukashenko lands a couple of good shots and Potatos has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Lukashenko throwing damaging strikes from the back! Potatos could be in trouble here!
Lukashenko is landing with strikes. Potatos can't take much more of this.
Lukashenko is landing with strikes. Potatos can't take much more of this.

Potatos is rocked!
Lukashenko lands a series of strikes from the back and Potatos goes limp! The ref jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander Lukashenko!
A relieved looking Alexander Lukashenko thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.