PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Stein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jim Stein is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stein
vs
Parker

200 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

203 cm
18
289 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Stein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scott Parker!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stein's calf.
Parker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stein on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jim Stein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stein closes the distance and clinches up with Parker, looking for a takedown. Stein pushes Parker against the cage but Parker circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Stein is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker connects with an inside leg kick.
Parker lands with a straight right. Stein didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Jim Stein has been cut.

Parker drops Stein with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Stein looks back up at him and smiles so Parker waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Stein is rocked!
Stein gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Scott Parker!
Scott Parker seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.