PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rastaphan Dominatrix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes into the arena with my dick blaring out of the sound system. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pitakaka
vs
Dominatrix

189 cm
25
217 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

190 cm
24
215 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
VIRAL COMBAT

VIRAL COMBAT
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rastaphan Dominatrix!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Dominatrix shoots in but no luck this time.
A telegraphed right hand from Pitakaka misses the target.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dominatrix misses with a looping left.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dominatrix throws a shot from downtown. Pitakaka moves away and avoids it.
Pitakaka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dominatrix.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Dominatrix walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pitakaka.
Dominatrix avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pitakaka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dominatrix manages to avoid it.

Dominatrix drives through and clinches with Pitakaka against the cage.

Pitakaka breaks from the clinch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pitakaka, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dominatrix takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the temple. Dominatrix shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Rastaphan Dominatrix has been cut.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dominatrix takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pitakaka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dominatrix.
Elijah Pitakaka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pitakaka there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dominatrix on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dominatrix misses with a hook. Pitakaka ducked under it nicely.
Dominatrix lands with a nice body punch.
Dominatrix throws a shot from downtown. Pitakaka moves away and avoids it.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dominatrix avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Dominatrix moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Pitakaka throws a body punch but Dominatrix moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dominatrix tries to clinch but Pitakaka is having none of it.
Dominatrix throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Dominatrix moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Dominatrix tries to close the distance and clinch but Pitakaka swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses.
Pitakaka lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dominatrix takes a step back to recover.
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Dominatrix saw that one coming.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Dominatrix lands.

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
The fighters circling - Dominatrix throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dominatrix blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pitakaka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dominatrix. That did some damage!
Dominatrix looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses

and Dominatrix counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pitakaka wants to get back to striking at distance but Dominatrix won't allow it.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch.
Pitakaka is trying to force a seperation but Dominatrix has the dominant position.
Dominatrix displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pitakaka up against the cage.
Pitakaka is trying to force a seperation but Dominatrix has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dominatrix tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pitakaka's elbow.

Pitakaka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pitakaka misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
Pitakaka throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Dominatrix holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dominatrix lands a shoulder strike.
Pitakaka prevents a body shot from Dominatrix.

Dominatrix pulls guard effortlessly.
Pitakaka not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Dominatrix working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Pitakaka doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Pitakaka manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pitakaka wants to control from the top but Dominatrix keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elijah Pitakaka dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Pitakaka uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dominatrix.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Dominatrix moves out of range.
Dominatrix moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Dominatrix moved away.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
Dominatrix blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Dominatrix avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Dominatrix scores with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pitakaka slips under a jab.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Dominatrix moves out of range.
Dominatrix scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka lands a head kick!
Pitakaka throws a lazy body kick

and Dominatrix counters by moving into the clinch.
Pitakaka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dominatrix has him pressed against the cage.
Dominatrix has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Pitakaka.
Dominatrix is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dominatrix misses with a punch to the body.
Pitakaka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pitakaka wants to break free but Dominatrix has control.
Dominatrix misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pitakaka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dominatrix lands a body punch.
Dominatrix lands with a left to the head.
Pitakaka prevents a body shot from Dominatrix.
A right handed body shot lands from Dominatrix.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dominatrix is trying to pull guard but Pitakaka has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix taking a breather.
Dominatrix tries to throw a body punch but Pitakaka avoids it by throwing Dominatrix back against the cage.
Pitakaka is looking to break free of the clinch but Dominatrix has double underhooks.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dominatrix.
Dominatrix scores with a shoulder strike.
Dominatrix stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pitakaka prevents a body shot from Dominatrix.
Pitakaka tries to break the clinch but Dominatrix is controlling the position.
Dominatrix keeps control of Pitakaka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dominatrix misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Pitakaka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dominatrix tries to land a front kick but Pitakaka steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dominatrix throws a chopping leg kick but Pitakaka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Elijah Pitakaka is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Dominatrix.
Dominatrix's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pitakaka under the eye.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Dominatrix has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Dominatrix sees coming a mile off.
Pitakaka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dominatrix throws a hook but Pitakaka blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dominatrix misses with a hook.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Dominatrix moves out of range of the leg kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Dominatrix moves out of range.
Pitakaka tries to land a front kick but Dominatrix steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dominatrix tries to clinch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Dominatrix blocks the leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Dominatrix sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dominatrix.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Dominatrix tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pitakaka manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dominatrix scores with a hook.
Dominatrix is looking to chop away at Pitakaka's legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dominatrix.
Pitakaka is looking to land body kicks.
Dominatrix tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pitakaka manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick
and Dominatrix cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rastaphan Dominatrix showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Dominatrix keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dominatrix looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dominatrix scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Pitakaka is rocked!
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Dominatrix saw that one coming.
Oh Pitakaka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Dominatrix tries to clinch up but Pitakaka circles away and keeps his distance.
Pitakaka seems to have got his legs back now.
Pitakaka moves away from the strike by Dominatrix.
Pitakaka lands a head kick. Dominatrix smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dominatrix drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Pitakaka right on the button. Pitakaka goes down! Dominatrix follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Dominatrix gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rastaphan Dominatrix!
Rastaphan Dominatrix took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'huge win for me, thought this guy would kick my ass to be honest.'.