PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yngwie Malmsteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skull Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Malmsteen
vs
Crash

150 cm
28
130 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

166 cm
29
145 lbs
14 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yngwie Malmsteen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 2, fighting out of New York, Skull Crash!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crash scores with a leg kick.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Malmsteen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crash throws a low kick, looking for Malmsteen's leg but Malmsteen calmly moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Malmsteen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Crash looks to land a left hand but Malmsteen moved out of range nicely.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Crash misses
and Malmsteen counters with a left to the body.
Malmsteen tries to clinch there but Crash circles away.
A jab from Malmsteen misses.
Malmsteen cracks Crash with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Crash avoids the body shot from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen checks a low kick from Crash.
The fighters circling - Malmsteen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crash throws a nice looking combination but Malmsteen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crash throws a lazy head kick
and Malmsteen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malmsteen takes a swing at Crash's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash lands a jab to Malmsteen's midsection.
Malmsteen avoids the body shot from Crash.
Malmsteen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crash was well out of range. Poor timing from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Malmsteen throws a body shot but no joy.
Crash connects with a leg kick. Malmsteen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Malmsteen tried to score with a low kick but Crash checks it.
Crash connects with a leg kick. Malmsteen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Malmsteen slips a straight right by Crash.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Crash.
Crash throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Malmsteen is looking to wear down Crash with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Crash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Malmsteen moves away.
Crash connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Malmsteen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen blocks a leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Crash finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Crash uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Malmsteen.
Crash tries to work over Malmsteen's front leg with a kick but Malmsteen checks it.
Nice uppercut lands for Malmsteen. That snapped Crash's head back.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crash swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crash throws a head kick but Malmsteen moves out of range.
Crash is looking to slow Malmsteen down with leg kicks.
Crash avoids a punch combination nicely.
The fighters circling - Malmsteen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crash avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crash throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen throws a series of strikes that have Crash backpedaling.
Malmsteen misses with a left hand
and Crash counters with a slapping leg kick.
Crash keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Malmsteen.
Crash tries a head kick but it misses.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crash swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Crash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Malmsteen moves away.
Malmsteen checks a leg kick.
Malmsteen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Malmsteen moves forwards but Crash connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Malmsteen blocks the body kick.
Malmsteen bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Crash's head.
Malmsteen connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crash swings for the body but Malmsteen moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crash throws a head kick that misses.
Crash misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Malmsteen. Crash does a little dance to reset his feet.
Malmsteen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crash.
Crash dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Crash misses the shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen checks the leg kick.
Crash swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Crash thuds a left hand into Malmsteen's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Malmsteen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crash's calf.
Crash is looking to land body kicks.
Malmsteen throws a lazy uppercut
and Crash counters with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Yngwie Malmsteen will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Malmsteen throws a body punch but Crash moves out of range.
Malmsteen slips a jab and a cross from Crash.
Crash throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Malmsteen.

It looks like Yngwie Malmsteen has been cut.
Crash misses with a wild body shot.
Crash throws a head kick that misses
and Malmsteen counters with a low kick, right behind Crash 's knee.
Crash ducks under a wild hook from Malmsteen.
Crash misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Crash throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crash looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Malmsteen throws a good cross that connects.
Malmsteen cracks Crash with a good jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Malmsteen tries to land a body kick
and Crash counters with a good low kick that Malmsteen was not able to check.
Crash throws a predictable looking body shot
and Malmsteen counters with a nice body shot.
Crash is breathing heavily.
Crash takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Malmsteen throws a monster overhand right that drops Crash! Malmsteen follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yngwie Malmsteen!