PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Fatu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and IceMan Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatu comes into the arena with Umaga blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Fatu
vs
Jones

187 cm
25
278 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

190 cm
24
270 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

VIRAL COMBAT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eddie Fatu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, IceMan Jones!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatu dives in and grabs Jones's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes down on Fatu's head and hops out.
Fatu dives in and grabs Jones's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes down on Fatu's head and hops out.
Fatu looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eddie Fatu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Fatu.
Fatu closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jones circles away.
Jones connects with a nice looking jab.

Jones sends Fatu crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Jones is motioning to the referee to let Fatu up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like Eddie Fatu has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Fatu moves away and avoids it.
Jones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fatu.
Jones connects with a jab.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Fatu. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fatu is breathing heavily.
Jones fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Fatu out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). IceMan Jones!
IceMan Jones is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, IceMan Jones thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.