PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Snuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, PRINCE RAMA - RAGHUPATI. Snuka has chosen Superfly by Curtis Mayfield as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

David
vs
Snuka

180 cm
33
160 lbs
22 - 12 - 0

178 cm
30
166 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry David!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Snuka!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
David throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Snuka stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
David lands a nice looking kick to the body. Snuka takes a step back to recover.
Snuka takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Snuka listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Snuka misses with a straight left.
David delivers a nice body kick.
Jimmy Snuka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Snuka misses its intended target.
Snuka misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Snuka misses with a lunging right hand
and David counters with a left to the body.
Nice body punch from David.
David lands a right hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snuka rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and David counters with a stiff right hand.
David has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
David delivers a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from David.
David thows a body kick. Snuka tries to catch it but that hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
David moves into range and connects with a jab.
David throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Snuka on the side of the head.

Snuka is rocked!
Snuka on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by David. David obviously looking to wear him down.
Snuka is still on wobbly legs! Can David finish him?
Snuka throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Snuka seems to have recovered his senses.
David misses with a body kick.
David lands a brutal head kick. Snuka looks out on his feet and David throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Larry David!
An intense looking Larry David took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Man I am so glad I was able to get the win tonight! That guy was one heck of a pain in the ass! Oi ! He took one heck of a whollop ! If I hadn't one this fight my manager was planning on giving me the axe, so it's good to know you all will be seeing me again! Bagles and locks on me at the deli'.
The defeated Jimmy Snuka had this to say: 'What the hell just happened?'.