PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Puppy Love (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch comes into the arena with Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE blaring out of the sound system. Love has chosen Otherside by Mackemore X Ryan Lewis as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Puppy Love is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Uzannavabizch
vs
Love

189 cm
35
208 lbs
31 - 14 - 1

187 cm
38
217 lbs
30 - 20 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Puppy Love!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzannavabizch looks to score with a jab to the body but Love is just out of range.
Uzannavabizch ducks under a wild hook from Love.
Uzannavabizch avoids the body shot from Love.
Love avoids the body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Love's coach down at MagicalFatFarm was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Love's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Uzannavabizch scores with a crisp jab that stopped Love in his tracks.
Love throws a body punch but Uzannavabizch moves out of range.
Uzannavabizch misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Uzannavabizch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Uzannavabizch has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Montreal's Finest in the buildup to the fight.
Uzannavabizch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Uzannavabizch lands with a hook. Love tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Uzannavabizch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Love loads up on a big right hand but Uzannavabizch slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uzannavabizch throws a body shot but no joy.
Love throws a hook but Uzannavabizch avoids it easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch connects with a single shot there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Love checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Uzannavabizch misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch misses the shot to the body.

Uzannavabizch drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Uzannavabizch in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Love working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch throws an elbow that misses. Love uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Uzannavabizch's guard. Nice move by Love!

Love controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Love throws an elbow that misses. Uzannavabizch uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Love's guard. Nice move by Uzannavabizch!

Uzannavabizch is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch looking to pass the guard.
Uzannavabizch slips nicely into half guard.
Uzannavabizch thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Uzannavabizch missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Love tries to get to full guard but Uzannavabizch has control of the leg.
Love is refusing to be controlled, as Uzannavabizch sits in half guard.
Uzannavabizch throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Uzannavabizch is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Love defends it well.
Uzannavabizch thows a huge punch but Love dodges it nicely.
Uzannavabizch trying to control from Love's half guard. Love has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Love keeping moving, preventing Uzannavabizch from controlling successfully.
Love looking for a sweep. Not yet Love, not yet.
Uzannavabizch is looking to work some ground and pound but Love has wrist control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Uzannavabizch looking to sit in guard and control but Love gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Uzannavabizch keeping moving, preventing Love from controlling successfully.

Uzannavabizch isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Love stacks Uzannavabizch on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Love!
Love working the ground and pound.
Uzannavabizch tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Love is chipping away with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Love has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Love there as he acknowledges the shot.
Love blocks a head kick by Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uzannavabizch throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice straight punches there by Love. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Love.
No luck for Love with that takedown attempt.
Uzannavabizch takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Love works Uzannavabizch's body with a nice hook.
Love is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Uzannavabizch rather than just go for the knockout.
Uzannavabizch misses with an uppercut.
Love digs a good body shot into Uzannavabizch's ribs.

Uzannavabizch gets caught napping as Love dives in and scores a takedown. Uzannavabizch manages to retain guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Love stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Uzannavabizch swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Uzannavabizch is trying to keep Love in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Love throws a strike but Uzannavabizch rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Uzannavabizch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Love pulls Uzannavabizch in close to prevent any damage.
Uzannavabizch throws a big elbow that misses.
Love utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Love is trying to control the position but Uzannavabizch postures up.
Uzannavabizch has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Uzannavabizch throws a strike but Love rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Uzannavabizch looking to hit a scissor sweep but Love is one step ahead there.
Love working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Uzannavabizch's head.
Uzannavabizch working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Love.
Uzannavabizch keeping moving, preventing Love from controlling successfully.
Puppy Love has got the better of the ground game so far.
Uzannavabizch looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Love puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.

Love is trying to work for a kimura but Uzannavabizch is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch is staying active underneath Love, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Love is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Uzannavabizch blocking the ground and pound attempt from Love.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Uzannavabizch shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Uzannavabizch was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Uzannavabizch misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Love is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Uzannavabizch off and has taken his back!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Love is looking to finish with some ground and pound!

Uzannavabizch is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Love gets his way!
Love lands strikes to the head.
Love is landing with strikes from the back.
Love scores with punches to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Love.
Love lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Uzannavabizch hold on?!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Puppy Love showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Uzannavabizch throws out a leg kick but Love moves out of range and Uzannavabizch only half commits.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Uzannavabizch, as that shot connected.
Love ducks under a wild hook from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Love circles away quickly and effectively.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Love.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is winning the standup battle so far.
Uzannavabizch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uzannavabizch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Love shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Love moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Love wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Uzannavabizch leaves Love with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Love smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Love lands with an uppercut that bounces Uzannavabizch off the cage and back into range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Love tries to score a power double leg takedown but Uzannavabizch sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Love somewhat.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Puppy Love.
Uzannavabizch misses with a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Uzannavabizch.
Love fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Love misses with a wild body shot.
Uzannavabizch scores with a body shot.
Uzannavabizch throws a big shot that misses.
Uzannavabizch lands with a slapping head kick.

Love is rocked!
Uzannavabizch misses with a wild body shot.
Uzannavabizch does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Love takes one on the button.
Love is still on wobbly legs! Can Uzannavabizch finish him?
Uzannavabizch misses with a looping left.
Uzannavabizch slips a straight right by Love.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Love fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Uzannavabizch looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Uzannavabizch fails to land with a series of punches.
Uzannavabizch misses with a looping left.
Love seems to have recovered his senses.
Love getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Uzannavabizch tries to bum rush Love with a series of wild strikes but Love uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Love digs a good hook to Uzannavabizch's body.
Some wild striking there from Love.
Love looks to score with a jab to the body but Uzannavabizch is just out of range.
Love walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Love slips under a jab from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Uzannavabizch wants it to stay on the feet.
Uzannavabizch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Love.
Love takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
No luck for Love with that takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch throws a body punch but Love moves out of range.
Love with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Uzannavabizch to score with a decent uppercut.
No joy there for Love, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Love throws a one two combo.
A big right from Uzannavabizch misses.
Uzannavabizch throws a shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch throws a shot from downtown. Love moves away and avoids it.
Uzannavabizch throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Love takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Uzannavabizch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Love was well out of range. Poor timing from Uzannavabizch.

Uzannavabizch shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Uzannavabizch showed some decent athleticism there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Uzannavabizch lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch is trying to control. Love wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are battling for position here. Love manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Uzannavabizch throws a big right hand that misses.
Love preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Uzannavabizch wants to control from the top but Love keeps moving.
Uzannavabizch scoring with some ground and pound.
Uzannavabizch cracks Love with a solid left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Uzannavabizch has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
Our winner, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.