PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Victor Zsasz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sevent Seagull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Zsasz might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to 2Pac: When We Ride ft. Outlawz. Seagull has chosen Van Halen - Jump as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Zsasz
vs
Seagull

182 cm
31
155 lbs
24 - 11 - 1

183 cm
35
165 lbs
25 - 17 - 4

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Victor Zsasz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 4, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sevent Seagull!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zsasz has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Seagull.
Zsasz misses with a looping left.
Seagull lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Victor Zsasz has been cut.
Zsasz ducks right into an uppercut from Seagull.
Zsasz looks to land a body kick but Seagull moved away.
Zsasz throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Zsasz throws a leg kick which misses Seagull's front leg but catches the back leg as Seagull tries to avoid it.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Zsasz.
Zsasz keeps the fight on the outside.
Seagull tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zsasz misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Seagull blocks a head kick by Zsasz.
Seagull takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zsasz.
Zsasz blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Seagull has time to react.
Zsasz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Seagull.
Zsasz swings widly with a right hand
and Seagull counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Zsasz is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Seagull blocks a jab.
A big right from Zsasz misses.
A clash of legs there as Seagull blocks the low kick.
Zsasz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Seagull.
Seagull avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Seagull tries to move into range but Zsasz moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zsasz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Seagull has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Seagull and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Zsasz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A low kick from Zsasz misses
enabling Seagull to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz connects with a body shot that sends Seagull's belly button to the back.
Zsasz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zsasz throws the left hand but Seagull avoids the punch easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seagull cracks the inside of Zsasz's front leg.
Zsasz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Zsasz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zsasz throws a predictable looking body shot
and Seagull counters with a body kick that stops Zsasz in his tracks momentarily.
Zsasz misses with a low kick.
Seagull takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Seagull throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Zsasz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Seagull tries to clinch but Zsasz is having none of it.
Zsasz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Seagull takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz connects with a leg kick. Seagull looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zsasz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Seagull slips a straight right by Zsasz.
Seagull lands with a nice body kick.
Zsasz thumps Seagull with a low kick.
Zsasz lands with a good body shot.
Zsasz scores with a shot to the body.
Seagull moves out of range of the body kick.
Zsasz tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zsasz is looking to chop away at Seagull's legs.
Victor Zsasz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seagull tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zsasz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz moves out of range of the body kick from Seagull.
Zsasz cracks the inside of Seagull's front leg.
Zsasz throws a solid leg kick but Seagull takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zsasz.
Seagull checks a leg kick.
Zsasz throws a big shot that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Seagull.
Zsasz lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Sevent Seagull has been cut.
Zsasz throws a leg kick that misses.
Seagull walks into a straight right hand from Zsasz.
Zsasz blocks the body kick.
Zsasz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Seagull looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zsasz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Victor Zsasz dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Seagull tries to close the distance and clinch but Zsasz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Seagull looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A low kick from Zsasz is predictable there
and Seagull counters with a thumping low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zsasz.
Zsasz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Seagull.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zsasz. Seagull does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seagull blocks a leg kick.
Zsasz throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zsasz misses with a shot to the body
and Seagull counters with a nice kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seagull uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zsasz.
Zsasz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Seagull moves away.
Zsasz looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagull is just out of range.
Zsasz misses with a left hand
and Seagull counters with a good, hard body kick but Zsasz shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Zsasz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Seagull misses with a body kick.
Zsasz cracks Seagull with a right hand to the side of the head.
Zsasz throws a push kick but Seagull slaps the foot to one side.
Zsasz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zsasz with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Seagull to score with a decent uppercut.
Zsasz takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Seagull keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zsasz.
Zsasz throws a big shot that misses.
Zsasz misses with a looping left.
Zsasz misses with an uppercut. Seagull saw that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zsasz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zsasz wants to land a leg kick but Seagull is out of range.
Victor Zsasz is winning the standup battle so far.
Seagull feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zsasz's calf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seagull avoids the body shot from Zsasz.
Zsasz throws a low kick but Seagull moves out of range easily.
Seagull misses with a body kick.
Zsasz loads up on a big right hand but Seagull slips the punch.
Seagull tries to clinch up.
Zsasz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Seagull.
Good work by Seagull as he checks the leg kick.
Zsasz throws a body shot but no joy.
Seagull throws a low kick but it's checked well by Zsasz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zsasz throws a hook but Seagull blocks it.
Zsasz just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Zsasz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zsasz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Seagull can do to turn this around?
Zsasz misses with an uppercut.
Zsasz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Seagull.
Zsasz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Seagull fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zsasz scores with a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zsasz.
Zsasz blocks a head kick by Seagull.
Seagull tries to land a front kick but Zsasz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zsasz works Seagull's body with a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Seagull.
Seagull misses with a body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Seagull finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Seagull uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zsasz.
Seagull throws a shot to the body.
Seagull avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Zsasz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zsasz tries a low kick but Seagull avoids it.

Seagull gets a clinch.
Seagull's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A nice right hand lands inside from Seagull.
Seagull pushes Zsasz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zsasz looking to throw knees to the head but Seagull is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Victor Zsasz will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

A decent looking body kick lands there for Zsasz.
Zsasz will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Zsasz misses with a body kick.
Zsasz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zsasz swings for the body but Seagull moves out of range.
Zsasz misses with a hook to the body
and Seagull counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Zsasz is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A jab lands there for Zsasz.
Seagull looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zsasz throws an off balance right hand
and Seagull counters with a body kick.
A good leg kick by Zsasz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zsasz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zsasz ducks under a wild hook from Seagull.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zsasz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Seagull has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Seagull and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Zsasz throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Seagull has Zsasz up against the cage in a clinch.
Seagull stalling in the clinch.
Seagull throws a punch but it's blocked by Zsasz.
Seagull lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zsasz looking to throw knees to the head but Seagull is blocking nicely.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zsasz.
Seagull misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zsasz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zsasz throws a head punch that misses.
Seagull throws a head punch that misses.
Zsasz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zsasz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Seagull.
Seagull has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Zsasz seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Seagull can turn it around.
Seagull working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagull swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zsasz tries to throw a body punch but Seagull avoids it by throwing Zsasz back against the cage.
Zsasz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seagull.
Zsasz throws a punch but it's blocked by Seagull.
Zsasz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Sevent Seagull seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seagull struggles to land a body shot inside as Zsasz controls his hands.
Seagull misses with some punches.
Seagull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Zsasz breaks the clinch.

Seagull moves into the clinch successfully.
Zsasz misses with a body punch.
Zsasz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zsasz blocks a body shot from Seagull.
Seagull lands a nice uppercut.
Zsasz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Seagull lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zsasz backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagull is pushing Zsasz up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Seagull lands with a light punch inside.
Seagull manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Nice body punch from Zsasz.
Zsasz blocks an uppercut.
Seagull swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Seagull misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zsasz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zsasz lands a good knee to the midsection. Seagull won't want to take too many of those.
Seagull stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Seagull throws a head punch that misses.
Seagull throws a punch but it's blocked by Zsasz.
Seagull lands with a short shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seagull pushes Zsasz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Seagull has Zsasz pressed against the cage, preventing Zsasz from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Seagull on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from Seagull.
Sevent Seagull has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Seagull on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seagull blocks a body shot from Zsasz.
Seagull working aggressively here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch on the inside from Seagull fails to land.
Seagull pushes Zsasz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zsasz lands a shoulder strike.
Seagull misses with a short punch on the inside.
Seagull is pushing Zsasz up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Seagull swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Victor Zsasz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Seagull has a couple of punches blocked by Zsasz.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sevent Seagull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zsasz has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Victor Zsasz!
A very excited looking Victor Zsasz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.