PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Despicable Oh Dae Su (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oh Dae Su comes to the cage accompanied by Turn down the What. Leeroy has chosen Boondocks Theme Song as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Oh Dae Su
vs
Leeroy

173 cm
38
165 lbs
33 - 17 - 2

174 cm
38
155 lbs
33 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Despicable Oh Dae Su!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leeroy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Oh Dae Su counters with a good low kick that Leeroy was not able to check.
Leeroy blocks a head kick by Oh Dae Su.
Leeroy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Oh Dae Su manages to avoid it.
Leeroy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Oh Dae Su.
Oh Dae Su throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Leeroy looks to throw a body kick

and Oh Dae Su counters with a head kick that drops Leeroy - he's looking to finish, following his stunned foe to the ground!

Leeroy is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oh Dae Su thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Leeroy is still in real trouble! Can Oh Dae Su finish him?
Oh Dae Su thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Leeroy's head.
Leeroy wants to get back to full guard.
Leeroy seems to have recovered his senses.
Oh Dae Su missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Oh Dae Su landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Oh Dae Su content to control rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Oh Dae Su lands a nice short elbow.
Leeroy is looking for a sweep. Oh Dae Su is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Oh Dae Su is trying to control. Leeroy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Leeroy is staying active underneath Oh Dae Su, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Oh Dae Su seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Despicable Oh Dae Su.
Leeroy throws an overhand right that lands on Oh Dae Su's shoulder, as Oh Dae Su tries to avoid the shot.
Oh Dae Su throws a head kick that misses.
Leeroy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Oh Dae Su has time to react.
Leeroy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Leeroy swings widly with a right hand
and Oh Dae Su cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leeroy swings away with a body shot that misses

and Oh Dae Su counters with a nice double leg into side control. Leeroy won't be happy with that.
Oh Dae Su is looking to take a break and control but Leeroy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Leeroy is looking to regain half guard here but Oh Dae Su keeps moving and retains side control.
The strikes coming from Oh Dae Su are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Leeroy takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Oh Dae Su working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Oh Dae Su wants to control but Leeroy is keeping him busy.
A lull in the action here as Oh Dae Su stalls from top position.
Leeroy takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy seems a little lost for a moment, as Oh Dae Su dominates the positioning.
Leeroy is not content to let Oh Dae Su control the position.
Oh Dae Su just content to control the position.
Leeroy dodges the ground and pound from Oh Dae Su.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Oh Dae Su is looking to take a break and control but Leeroy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Leeroy is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Despicable Oh Dae Su dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Oh Dae Su uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Leeroy.
Oh Dae Su fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oh Dae Su takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Leeroy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Oh Dae Su walks into a jab.
Leeroy throws a hook but Oh Dae Su avoids it easily.
Leeroy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Leeroy lands a body shot.
Leeroy connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oh Dae Su throws a quick inside leg kick.
Leeroy takes a swing at Oh Dae Su's ribcage but misses.
Nice body kick there by Leeroy.
Oh Dae Su is looking to slow Leeroy down with leg kicks.
Oh Dae Su misses with a body shot.
Oh Dae Su scores with a jab to the body.
Leeroy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oh Dae Su scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Leeroy doesn't seem bothered though.
A solid body kick from Leeroy.
Oh Dae Su misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oh Dae Su on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Leeroy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Oh Dae Su counters with a nice leg kick.
Leeroy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Leeroy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Oh Dae Su stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leeroy throws a head kick that misses.
Oh Dae Su moves forwards but Leeroy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Oh Dae Su tries a low kick but Leeroy avoids it.
Leeroy connects with the punch.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oh Dae Su throws a solid leg kick but Leeroy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Oh Dae Su.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oh Dae Su looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Leeroy throws a front kick aimed at Oh Dae Su's knee but Oh Dae Su avoids it well.
Leeroy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Oh Dae Su in his tracks.

Oh Dae Su is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Oh Oh Dae Su is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Oh Dae Su has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Leeroy.
Oh Dae Su seems to have got his legs back now.
Leeroy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Leeroy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Leeroy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Oh Dae Su's calf.
Leeroy cracks the inside of Oh Dae Su's front leg.
Leeroy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Leeroy drops Oh Dae Su with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Oh Dae Su looks back up at him and smiles so Leeroy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Leeroy blocks a low kick nicely.
Oh Dae Su throws a leg kick but Leeroy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A head kick misses from Oh Dae Su.
Leeroy scores with a hook.
We've been told by Oh Dae Su's head coaches at Placeholder name that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Leeroy digs a good hook to Oh Dae Su's body.
Leeroy walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Oh Dae Su drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Leeroy swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Oh Dae Su's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Leeroy!
Bruce Leeroy very nearly forgot to thank Firebird Designs amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.