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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit comes to the cage accompanied by You're gonna die!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
38 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorrila connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Holyshit's hands.
It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Gorrila lands a jab to the nose.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Holyshit.
Holyshit with a nice cross.
Gorrila goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Gorrila lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gorrila lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Holyshit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Holyshit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Holyshit looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gorrila misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gorrila throws a leg kick that is checked
and Holyshit counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Holyshit connects with a body shot that sends Gorrila's belly button to the back.
Gorrila tries to clinch up.
A bone on bone clash there as Holyshit blocks the leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sloppy strikes from Holyshit. Those never looked like landing.
Holyshit lands a nice looking body shot.
Gorrila thows a leg kick but Holyshit checks it
and Holyshit counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gorrila will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Holyshit swats away the attempt to clinch by Gorrila.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit scores with a body shot.
Holyshit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gorrila can pounce on him.
Gorrila throws a right and a left that Holyshit avoids nicely.
Holyshit digs a good hook to Gorrila's body.
Gorrila throws a wild body kick that Holyshit sees coming a mile off.
Gorrila throws a leg kick but Holyshit sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gorrila lands a head kick. Holyshit smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Gorrila lands a head shot.
Holyshit moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That kick from Gorrila tenderised Holyshit's leg. Holyshit is trying to keep his angry face on.
Good leg kick by Gorrila there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gorrila lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A swing and a miss from Holyshit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila tries a head kick but it misses.
Fat Gorrila seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holyshit staying out of range there.
Gorrila tries to clinch there but Holyshit circles away.
Holyshit throws a body kick that misses.
Holyshit lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Gorrila looks to land a body kick but Holyshit moved away.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Holyshit getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
The fighters circling - Holyshit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gorrila tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Holyshit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A big right from Gorrila misses.
Holyshit takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A leg kick checked by Holyshit.
Nice shot by Holyshit.
Holyshit ducks right into an uppercut from Gorrila.
Gorrila's corner calls for a 1-2. Gorrila obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gorrila attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Gorrila tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Holyshit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gorrila throws a low kick but it's checked well by Holyshit.
Gorrila throws a hook but Holyshit avoids it easily.
Gorrila attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Gorrila drops his hands momentarily and Holyshit takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Gorrila moves into the clinch successfully.
Holyshit prevents a body shot from Gorrila.
Gorrila softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Holyshit is working for takedown but Gorrila is calmly controlling the position for now.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Holyshit goes for a takedown in the clinch but Gorrila prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Evander Holyshit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gorrila pushes Holyshit back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Holyshit is working Gorrila over against the cage.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Holyshit is working Gorrila over against the cage.
Gorrila looks winded!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila blocking some punches.
Holyshit lands a nice shot to the body.
Gorrila throws a punch but it's blocked by Holyshit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit tries to throw a body punch but Gorrila avoids it by throwing Holyshit back against the cage.
Gorrila blocks a body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Gorrila.
Gorrila lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gorrila.
Holyshit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gorrila misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gorrila looking to slow down the pace here.
Holyshit pushes Gorrila back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Holyshit lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gorrila backwards.
Gorrila tries to throw a body punch but Holyshit avoids it by throwing Gorrila back against the cage.
Holyshit throws a punch but it's blocked by Gorrila.
Gorrila lands with a light punch inside.
A body shot lands from Holyshit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Fat Gorrila will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
That's time! Holyshit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Holyshit throws a jab when Gorrila was well out of range.
Gorrila misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gorrila takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Gorrila throws out a leg kick but Holyshit moves out of range and Gorrila only half commits.
Holyshit swings for the body but Gorrila moves out of range.
Gorrila throws a chopping leg kick but Holyshit manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Gorrila moves in looking to clinch but Holyshit pushes him off.
Holyshit looks to land a left hand but Gorrila moved out of range nicely.
Gorrila throws a low kick but Holyshit moves out of range easily.
Gorrila moves to clinch but Holyshit breaks away
and Holyshit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gorrila takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Gorrila throws a push kick but Holyshit slaps the foot to one side.
Fat Gorrila seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Holyshit throws a shot from downtown. Gorrila moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Holyshit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gorrila lands with an overhand left.
Gorrila throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Gorrila on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Holyshit. Holyshit obviously looking to wear him down.
Gorrila takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Holyshit looks for a takedown but Gorrila sprawls well.
Gorrila misses with a head kick.
Gorrila throws a right hand that misses
and Holyshit counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Gorrila misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gorrila darts in trying to clinch
and Holyshit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gorrila takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gorrila connects with a jab.
A jab from Holyshit misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Gorrila.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gorrila misses with a body shot.
Gorrila throws a wild body kick that Holyshit sees coming a mile off.
Good work by Holyshit as he checks the leg kick.
Gorrila tries to close the distance and clinch up but Holyshit swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gorrila.
Holyshit lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gorrila will feel that in the morning.
Gorrila tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Gorrila.
Gorrila slips a straight right by Holyshit.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gorrila looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gorrila throws out a leg kick but Holyshit moves out of range and Gorrila only half commits.
Holyshit moves out of range of the leg kick from Gorrila.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gorrila.
Holyshit lands a nice hook to Gorrila's body. Gorrila takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Holyshit throws a half hearted mid kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Holyshit blocks the leg kick.
Holyshit takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Holyshit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A big right from Gorrila misses.
Gorrila lands a lovely overhand right.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gorrila slips a jab from Holyshit.
Holyshit moves out of range as Gorrila strikes.
Gorrila throws a leg kick that is checked
and Holyshit counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Gorrila sees it coming and moves out of range.
Gorrila's jab looks to have found its range, popping Holyshit under the eye.
Holyshit tries to land a leg kick but Gorrila saw it coming and moves away.
Holyshit throws a shot from downtown. Gorrila moves away and avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Holyshit misses
and Gorrila counters with a straight right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit missing with a left hand there. Gorrila was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Holyshit throws a body punch but Gorrila moves out of range.
Holyshit swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gorrila.
Gorrila ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gorrila has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Gorrila throws a big shot that misses.
Gorrila throws a right and a left that Holyshit avoids nicely.
Gorrila throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Holyshit throws a big shot that misses.
A shot to the liver by Gorrila. Beautiful body shot.
Gorrila lands a head kick!
Gorrila misses with a looping right.
Gorrila is looking to slow Holyshit down with leg kicks.
Gorrila jabs Holyshit right on the nose. Holyshit blinks but takes it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Fat Gorrila will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
The fight stays on the outside here - Gorrila looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gorrila throws a head kick that misses.
Gorrila goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Holyshit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit cracks a nice hook into Gorrila's ribs.
Gorrila misses with a leg kick.
Gorrila lands a leg kick that knocks Holyshit off balance momentarily.
Gorrila tries to close the distance and clinch up but Holyshit swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Holyshit checks a leg kick.
A solid body kick from Gorrila.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A bone on bone clash there as Holyshit blocks the leg kick.
Gorrila throws a leg kick but Holyshit moved away.
No joy there for Gorrila, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gorrila looks to land a combination but Holyshit avoids it well.
Gorrila takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Gorrila misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gorrila throws a looping overhand right but Holyshit ducks down to avoid it.
Gorrila swinging wildly here.
Gorrila throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Holyshit misses with a wild body shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Holyshit crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Gorrila - the referee stops the clock and Holyshit gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Gorrila. Holyshit manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Holyshit staying out of range there.
Gorrila gets a clinch.
Holyshit lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Holyshit.
Holyshit scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gorrila tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Holyshit throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gorrilas head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Holyshit as Gorrila tries to tie him up.
Holyshit presses Gorrila against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit prevents a body shot from Gorrila.
Holyshit working aggressively here.
Gorrila presses Holyshit against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gorrila.
Holyshit breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gorrila misses with an uppercut.
Gorrila moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Holyshit throws a body punch but Gorrila moves out of range.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Holyshit misses with a hook
and Gorrila counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Fat Gorrila is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gorrila thows a leg kick but Holyshit checks it
and Holyshit counters with a nice body shot.
Holyshit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Gorrila scores with a jab. Holyshit acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Gorrila throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Gorrila misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gorrila steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gorrila, right into the meat.
Gorrila misses with a body kick.
Holyshit misses with a low kick as Gorrila jumps back.
Holyshit fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Gorrila looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Gorrila tries to close the distance and clinch up but Holyshit swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gorrila tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Holyshit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Gorrila takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Evander Holyshit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gorrila tries to clinch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Gorrila tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Gorrila.
Holyshit swings for the body but Gorrila moves out of range.
Gorrila lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Holyshit circles away quickly and effectively.
Holyshit keeps Gorrila at a distance using the push kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Holyshit blocks the body kick.
Gorrila throws a head kick that misses
and Gorrila takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gorrila blocks the body kick.
Holyshit takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab by Gorrila.
Holyshit lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Holyshit throws a lazy uppercut
and Gorrila counters with a left and a right that stings Holyshit.
A combination from Gorrila does no damage.
Holyshit gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Gorrila.
Holyshit lands a big right hand that sends Gorrila crashing to the mat! Holyshit stays standing though and waves Gorrila back to his feet!
Gorrila is rocked!
Gorrila throws a push kick but Holyshit slaps the foot to one side.
Gorrila is still on wobbly legs! Can Holyshit finish him?
Gorrila walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Holyshit swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Evander Holyshit!
During a confident post fight interview, Evander Holyshit thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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