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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jerome Le Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Le Banner comes to the ring accompanied by Carmina Burana. E Neuman has chosen The King of Swing as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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291 lbs
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291 lbs
16 - 6 - 1 |
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Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jerome Le Banner!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Le Banner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Le Banner tries to clinch up
and E Neuman counters with a stiff right hand.
Le Banner checks the leg kick.
Le Banner throws an overhand right that lands on E Neuman's shoulder, as E Neuman tries to avoid the shot.
Le Banner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. E Neuman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Le Banner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
Le Banner fails with an attempt to clinch.
E Neuman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Le Banner can pounce on him.
Le Banner moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
E Neuman defending well as Le Banner loads up on a big left hand.
E Neuman has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
E Neuman throws a sloppy head kick and Le Banner moves out of range easily.
E Neuman tries to land a front kick but Le Banner steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Le Banner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Le Banner tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but E Neuman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Le Banner fails in his attempt to clinch.
E Neuman lands a head kick!
It looks like Jerome Le Banner has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice jab there from E Neuman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Le Banner manages to avoid it.
E Neuman missing with a left hand there. Le Banner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
E Neuman swings for the body but Le Banner moves out of range.
Le Banner ducks under a wild hook from E Neuman.
Le Banner throws the left hand but E Neuman avoids the punch easily.
Le Banner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Le Banner is really struggling to find his range with his punches. E Neuman's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
E Neuman throws a jab but it's blocked by Le Banner.
Le Banner just misses with a punch to the body.
A combination from E Neuman does no damage.
Le Banner scores with a hook.
E Neuman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Le Banner lands a jab.
Nice defenses there by Le Banner.
Jerome Le Banner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Le Banner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Le Banner pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
E Neuman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Le Banner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from E Neuman.
Le Banner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but E Neuman was well out of range. Poor timing from Le Banner.
Le Banner wants to clinch up but E Neuman keeps it at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Le Banner closes the distance but E Neuman moves to the side
letting E Neuman counter with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
E Neuman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Le Banner.
E Neuman misses with a low kick.
Le Banner moves into range and clinches up with E Neuman.
Le Banner misses with an elbow strike.
Le Banner lands a left hand.
E Neuman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
E Neuman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Le Banner scores with a shot to the side of E Neuman's head.
Le Banner lands a damaging elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by E Neuman.
Le Banner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Le Banner struggles to land a body shot inside as E Neuman controls his hands.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
Le Banner swings wildly with an uppercut but E Neuman uses good head movement to avoid it.
E Neuman prevents a body shot from Le Banner.
I was talking to Le Banner's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Banner misses with a short punch on the inside.
E Neuman is looking to control Le Banner's arms but Le Banner gets an underhook and turns him. Now E Neuman has his back to the ropes.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
E Neuman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Le Banner scores with an uppercut up the middle.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman connects with a knee to the head.
E Neuman lands a damaging elbow.
Jerome Le Banner's cut is getting worse.
Le Banner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
E Neuman utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
E Neuman works on Le Banner's body with a couple of short punches.
Le Banner is breathing heavily.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
E Neuman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Le Banner wants to break the clinch but can't.
A head punch blocked on the inside by E Neuman.
Le Banner throws a head punch that misses.
E Neuman blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Le Banner lands a shoulder strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman controlling the action here for a moment.
Le Banner swings wildly with an uppercut but E Neuman uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Le Banner on the inside.
E Neuman manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
E Neuman is looking to control Le Banner's arms but Le Banner gets an underhook and turns him. Now E Neuman has his back to the ropes.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
E Neuman taking a breather.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Le Banner.
E Neuman misses with a knee strike.
Le Banner lands a nice elbow.
E Neuman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Le Banner pushes off an throws an elbow but E Neuman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
E Neuman lands a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Le Banner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jerome Le Banner will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jerome Le Banner's cut.
That's time! Le Banner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Le Banner takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
E Neuman scores with a sloppy right hand. Le Banner should have avoided that one.
E Neuman is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Le Banner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by E Neuman.
Le Banner throws a hook but E Neuman avoids it easily.
Le Banner throws a big shot that misses.
E Neuman throws a big shot that misses.
E Neuman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Le Banner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by E Neuman.
Le Banner keeps the fight on the outside.
Le Banner connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
E Neuman has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Le Banner throws a series of punches but E Neuman avoids them all with ease.
E Neuman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
E Neuman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Le Banner.
No joy there for Le Banner, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
E Neuman swings for the body but Le Banner moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Le Banner throws a right and a left that E Neuman avoids nicely.
Le Banner moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
E Neuman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Le Banner.
Le Banner misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Banner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
E Neuman throws a body punch but Le Banner moves out of range.
Le Banner connects with a single shot there.
E Neuman scores with a nice right hand.
A good leg kick by E Neuman.
E Neuman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
E Neuman throws a hook to the side of Le Banner's head but Le Banner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
E Neuman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
E Neuman closes the distance and clinches.
E Neuman trying to control the position but instead, Le Banner has worked for underhooks and has pushed E Neuman into the ropes.
E Neuman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by E Neuman.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
E Neuman working Le Banner over with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Le Banner.
A head punch on the inside from Le Banner fails to land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
E Neuman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Le Banner.
Jerome Le Banner has scored more points in the clinch so far.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Le Banner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Le Banner lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Le Banner.
Le Banner misses with a punch on the inside.
E Neuman dodges an elbow strike from Le Banner.
Le Banner lands with a light punch inside.
Le Banner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
Le Banner lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Le Banner.
Le Banner lands a nice elbow.
E Neuman blocks the elbow strike.
E Neuman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Le Banner misses with a short punch on the inside.
E Neuman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Le Banner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Le Banner's defenses.
Jerome Le Banner's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
E Neuman prevents a body shot from Le Banner.
E Neuman missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Le Banner pushes off an throws an elbow but E Neuman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
E Neuman is looking to control Le Banner's arms but Le Banner gets an underhook and turns him. Now E Neuman has his back to the ropes.
E Neuman blocks a body shot from Le Banner.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Le Banner fails to land.
Le Banner misses with a short punch on the inside.
E Neuman blocking some punches.
Nice elbow from Le Banner.
E Neuman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Le Banner pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
E Neuman lands an elbow inside.
Jeez, Jerome Le Banner's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jerome Le Banner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alfred E Neuman! Alfred E Neuman retains his super heavyweight title!
Alfred E Neuman took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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