PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Nile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Star (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nile comes to the cage accompanied by Walk Like An Egyptian. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Nile
vs
Star

205 cm
33
279 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

195 cm
26
318 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, King Nile!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Star!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Star avoids the head kick by Nile.
Star's corner calls for a 1-2. Star obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like King Nile has been cut.
Nile throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Star throws a body punch but Nile moves out of range.

Star lands a left and a right that sends Nile crashing to the canvas! Star dives into mount looking to finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Star controlling his opponent.
Nile is wriggling around trying to escape.
We've been hearing good reports from Nile's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Star content just to control the position here.
Nile is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nile is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Nile is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Star is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Nile has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Star's lack of action.
It looks like Star is going to stand back up.

Patrick Star has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Star lands a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Star blocks a head kick by Nile.
Nile checks a low kick from Star.
Nile with a hook.

It looks like Patrick Star has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Star blocks a head kick by Nile.
Star missing with a left hand there. Nile was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nile throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nile misses with a low kick.
Star just misses with a punch to the body.
Patrick Star seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Nile misses its intended target.
Nile avoids the body shot from Star.
No joy there for Star, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A combination from Star does no damage.
Nile throws a nice inside leg kick.

A big head kick from Star and Nile is sent sprawling to the canvas!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Star decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Nile, up you get!

Nile gets a takedown into half guard.
Nile looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nile wants to control but Star is keeping him busy.
Star wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Well, if Nile is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

King Nile has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Nile fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Star dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Star misses with a wild body shot.
Star scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

King Nile's cut is getting worse.
Nile misses with a hook. Star ducked under it nicely.
Nile bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Star throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nile throws a solid leg kick but Star takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nile.
Nile throws a sloppy head kick and Star moves out of range easily.
Patrick Star seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nile swings for the body but Star moves out of range.
Nile keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nile avoids a punch combination nicely.
Star tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Star avoids the head kick by Nile.
Star falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nile counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Star ducks right into an uppercut from Nile.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Star fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nile manages to avoid it.
Nile throws a sloppy head kick and Star moves out of range easily.
Nile dodges the punch combination from Star.
Nile tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Star slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Star swinging wildly here.
Nile misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nile tries to bum rush Star with a series of wild strikes but Star uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nile throws a sloppy head kick and Star moves out of range easily.
Star tries a head kick but it misses.
Nile darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nile avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nile thuds his shin into the meat of Star's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nile throws a body punch but Star moves out of range.
Nile throws a body punch but Star moves out of range.
Star looks to score with a jab to the body but Nile is just out of range.
Nile lands a glancing blow to the side of Star's head.
Nile misses with a head kick.
Star looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Star's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Nile connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Star scrambles back to his feet.

That has opened up Patrick Star's cut even more.
Nile is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Star connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Nile momentarily.
Star scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Star lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Nile.
Nile throws a right hand that misses
and Star counters with a straight right hand.
Nile scores with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nile throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A swing and a miss from Nile.
Star walks into a straight right hand from Nile.
Star throws out a loose jab but Nile uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slow jab from Star misses its intended target.
Star throws a body punch but Nile moves out of range.
Star takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nile misses with a hook to the body
and Star counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nile scores with a kick to the midsection.
Star looks to throw the jab but Nile is out of range.
Star checks a low kick from Nile.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Star crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Nile - the referee stops the clock and Star gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Nile. Star manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Star throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Nile on the side of the head.
A shot to the body from Nile misses
and Star comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Nile stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Star is on him like rabid pit bull! Nile slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Star!
Patrick Star is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Patrick Star thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated King Nile had this to say: 'King Nile angry.'.