PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yoshihiro Sexyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sexyama comes to the cage accompanied by Sexy Singing. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sexyama
vs
Parker

179 cm
25
185 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

185 cm
21
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yoshihiro Sexyama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sexyama darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Parker is trying to stand up here but Sexyama is controlling him well.
Sexyama is trying to control the action in half guard but Parker is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Parker trying to control but Sexyama postures up.
Sexyama is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Parker is looking to get back to is feet but Sexyama passes into side control.
Sexyama wants to lay and pray for a moment but Parker keeps working.

Sexyama tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker struggling a bit here.
Sexyama wants to lay and pray for a moment but Parker keeps working.
Parker is looking to regain half guard here but Sexyama keeps moving and retains side control.
Sexyama slows the pace down.
Parker tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Sexyama wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker is trying to get back to his feet.
Parker can't do much from the bottom here.

Sexyama wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Parker, who protects the arm well.

Sexyama is trying to get an arm triangle but Parker is defending well.

Sexyama stands up.
Parker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker fails with the takedown.
Sexyama bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Sexyama shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Parker as he jumps to the side.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Sexyama.

Sexyama tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Sexyama advances to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexyama wants to control the pace but Parker is squirming around nicely.
Parker is desperately trying to improve his position but Sexyama has a good base and remains in mount.
Parker is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parker is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshihiro Sexyama dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Parker misses with a series of wild punches.
Parker tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Sexyama counters with a shoot takedown. Parker fights it but they end up in guard.

Parker has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Sexyama is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Parker.

Sexyama is trying to get an arm triangle but Parker is defending well.
Sexyama advances to mount.
Parker wants to hold on but Sexyama pushes him away.
Sexyama with good strikes from the mount here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexyama controlling the pace for now.

Sexyama goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Parker turns into him and now he's in Sexyama's guard.
Parker wants to control from the top but Sexyama keeps moving.

Sexyama is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parker is aware though and is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexyama is trying to keep Parker in close.
Sexyama wants to sweep but no luck.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Sexyama holds on and takes a little breather.
Sexyama trying to keep a closed guard but Parker is proving a slippery customer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Yoshihiro Sexyama.
Sexyama avoids the head kick by Parker.
Parker misses with a takedown
and Sexyama counters with a slapping leg kick.
Peter Parker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Parker tries to clinch but Sexyama moves out of range.
Sexyama misses with a double jab.
Parker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sexyama misses with a hook
and Parker counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Parker tries to clinch but Sexyama is having none of it.
Nice uppercut lands for Sexyama. That snapped Parker's head back.
Parker goes for a double leg but Sexyama avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Sexyama continues to drive forward.
Sexyama lands a nice shot to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Parker's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Sexyama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker tries for a takedown. No joy.
Yoshihiro Sexyama has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Peter Parker.
Sexyama has Parker pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Parker manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Parker is looking for a takedown.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker prevents a body shot from Sexyama.
A shot in the inside from Sexyama.
Sexyama lands with a right to the head.
Sexyama misses with a body punch.
Sexyama works on Parker's body with a couple of short punches.
Parker is breathing heavily.
A hook to the body from Sexyama.
Sexyama tries to stall but Parker uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Parker letting Sexyama take a breather here.
Parker is looking to take this one to the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker wants a takedown.
Sexyama tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sexyama stalling.
Sexyama lands a body shot in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshihiro Sexyama dominated that second round.
That's time! Sexyama's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sexyama takes a swing at Parker's ribcage but misses.
Sexyama shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Parker pinned against the cage. Parker gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sexyama looks to land a left hand but Parker moved out of range nicely.
Parker checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Parker has a takedown stuffed.
Parker slaps away a takedown attempt from Sexyama, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sexyama fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Parker is out of range.
Sexyama changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Parker tries to avoid it but Sexyama manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Parker to the ground. Parker escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yoshihiro Sexyama. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sexyama moves out of range of the body kick from Parker.
Sexyama avoids the head kick by Parker.
Parker with a lazy takedown attempt

and Sexyama counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Sexyama.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexyama throwing strikes from guard but Parker blocks nicely.
Parker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Sexyama wants to control from the top but Parker keeps moving.

Parker looking for a guillotine here but Sexyama defends easily.

Sexyama drops back looking for a leg! Parker is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Parker manages to kick Sexyama off! Sexyama jumps back into Parker's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sexyama avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Sexyama pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Parker is keeping the position for now.
Parker wants to sweep but no luck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sexyama got a little sloppy there for a moment and Parker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Sexyama has managed to get both his arms back between Parker's legs - danger averted.

Sexyama thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Parker wants to improve his position but instead Sexyama has moved into half guard.
Parker punching from the bottom.

Sexyama is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Sexyama wants to take a breather but Parker is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker looks like he's trying to stand up.

Sexyama seems to be looking for submissions.
Parker tries to get to full guard but Sexyama has control of the leg.

Sexyama looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Yoshihiro Sexyama is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Sexyama is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Parker sees it coming and defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yoshihiro Sexyama showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sexyama has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yoshihiro Sexyama!
Our winner, Yoshihiro Sexyama, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.