PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Robert Archer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pat Garret (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Archer comes to the ring accompanied by Crysis. Robert Archer has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Archer
vs
Garret

205 cm
19
195 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

184 cm
20
180 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Solid boxing
Very quick

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Robert Archer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pat Garret!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garret just misses with a punch to the body.
Garret misses with a hook
and Archer counters with a straight right hand.
Pat Garret seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Archer scores with a sloppy right hand. Garret should have avoided that one.
Archer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Garret throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Archer to counter with a crisp jab.
Garret tests Archer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Garret just misses with a punch to the body.
Garret fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garret fails in his attempt to clinch.
Garret tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Archer was well out of range. Poor timing from Garret.
Garret throws a lazy right hand but Archer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Archer throws a sloppy body shot

and Garret counters by moving into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Archer.
Archer misses with a punch to the body.
Archer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Archer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Archer tries to work over Garret's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Archer.
Archer scores with a hook to the body.
Garret lands a shoulder strike.
Garret is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Garret lands a hook that snaps the head of Archer backwards.
Archer tries a body shot but Garret blocks it.
Garret scores with a shot to the side of Archer's head.
A short right from Archer.
Archer misses with the head strike.
Archer misses with some punches.
Archer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Garret's elbow.
Archer tries to work over Garret's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Garret tries a body shot but Archer blocks it.
Garret fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Archer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garret misses with a punch to the body.
Garret blocking some punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garret misses with some punches.
Archer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Archer tries a body shot but Garret blocks it.
Garret lands with a right to the head.
Archer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Garret lands a shoulder strike.
Archer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Archer tries a body shot but Garret blocks it.
Garret blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Garret lands an uppercut.
Archer can't find room to land a body shot as Garret controls the action.
Garret prevents a body shot from Archer.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Archer takes an elbow to the temple.
Archer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Archer lands with a right to the head.
Archer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Archer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Archer wants to clinch up but Garret keeps it at a distance.
Garret lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Garret misses.
Archer drops his hands momentarily and Garret takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Archer is rocked!
Garret closes the distance and catches Archer with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Archer is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Archer is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Archer is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Garret takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pat Garret!
A relieved looking Pat Garret thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.