PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. CanChopper is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Badass. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bateman
vs
CanChopper

203 cm
31
274 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

200 cm
34
249 lbs
25 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman takes one on the chin but seems OK.

CanChopper closes the distance and clinches.
Bateman lands a left hand that snaps the head of CanChopper backwards.

Bateman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
CanChopper slips a jab and a cross from Bateman.
Bateman lands a right hook to the body.
CanChopper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bateman looks for the body kick but CanChopper saw that one coming.
CanChopper fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bateman throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling CanChopper to counter with a crisp jab.
Bateman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by CanChopper.
Bateman has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by CanChopper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman misses with a low kick.
CanChopper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Batemans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bateman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
CanChopper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've been told by Bateman's head coaches at nostars MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bateman looks to throw a body kick
and CanChopper counters with a good low kick that Bateman was not able to check.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but CanChopper moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman scores with a hook.
CanChopper has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
CanChopper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bateman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bateman misses with a looping left.
Bateman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from CanChopper finds it's way round the side to connect with Bateman's head.
A jab lands there for CanChopper.
A solid leg kick lands there for CanChopper.
CanChopper scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bateman has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by CanChopper.
Bateman throws a leg kick that misses.
Bateman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
CanChopper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman working hard to break the clinch.
Bateman trying to stall but CanChopper improves his position.
A frustrated look appears on Bateman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bateman scores with a shot to the side of CanChopper's head.
CanChopper crunches a lovely knee into Bateman's ribcage.
Bateman is trying to break the clinch but CanChopper has him pressed against the cage.
CanChopper tries to throw a body punch but Bateman avoids it by throwing CanChopper back against the cage.
CanChopper lands with a short shot to the head.
Bateman is trying to push CanChopper away but CanChopper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, CanChopper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
CanChopper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A knee to the head by CanChopper.
CanChopper prevents Bateman from breaking the clinch.
CanChopper lands an elbow just above Bateman 's eye.
CanChopper lands a damaging elbow.
CanChopper trying to land knees to the body.
CanChopper lands with a right to the head.
CanChopper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman wants to get back to striking at distance but CanChopper won't allow it.
CanChopper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bateman has had enough of the clinch but CanChopper keeps him there for the moment.
Bateman takes a knee right on the jaw!
CanChopper has Bateman pressed against the cage, preventing Bateman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
CanChopper lands an elbow inside that Bateman shrugs off.
CanChopper creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bateman's defenses.
CanChopper lands an elbow that stopped Bateman in his tracks for a moment.
CanChopper keeps control of Bateman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
CanChopper scores a nice knee to the body.
Bateman is breathing heavily.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.
CanChopper is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
CanChopper is leaning against Bateman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A body shot lands from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a nice shot to the body.
CanChopper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A left hand lands to the body for CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper working Bateman over with knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
CanChopper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
CanChopper lands a knee to the head.
CanChopper lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
CanChopper creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bateman's defenses.
CanChopper gets through Bateman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Bateman is rocked!
CanChopper creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bateman's defenses.
Oh Bateman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bateman working hard to break the clinch.
Knees to the body from CanChopper.
CanChopper working Bateman over with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.
CanChopper is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from CanChopper.
A nice left hand lands by CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Knees to the body from CanChopper.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.
Clinched against the cage, CanChopper lands a big elbow that drops Bateman! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Bateman is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ameri CanChopper!
Ameri CanChopper is the new heavyweight champion!
Post fight, Ameri CanChopper stared into the camera and said 'WOW I'm the new champion. I waited a long time before getting another title shot but all that wait finally paid off. I intend to hold on to the belt for a while. Thank you all my loyal fans.'.