PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moses Sithole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, my dick. Sithole is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Miss The Misery. Elijah Pitakaka could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Moses Sithole's chin.

Pitakaka
vs
Sithole

189 cm
26
217 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

187 cm
24
213 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
VIRAL COMBAT

VICIOUS FIGHT GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Moses Sithole!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sithole avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a lazy body kick
letting Sithole counter with a right hand.
Sithole has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Sithole throws a body kick that misses.
Sithole lands the left hand.

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sithole throws an overhand right that lands on Pitakaka's shoulder, as Pitakaka tries to avoid the shot.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a big shot that misses.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Sithole moves out of range.
Sithole lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pitakaka will feel that in the morning.
Pitakaka takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pitakaka fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sithole has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Sithole moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Sloppy strikes from Sithole. Those never looked like landing.
Sithole lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sithole looks for the body kick but Pitakaka saw that one coming.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pitakaka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sithole has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sithole and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pitakaka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sithole.
Sithole scores with a push kick.
Sithole ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pitakaka moves away.
Pitakaka lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sithole connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pitakaka's hands.
Pitakaka misses with a kick to the body.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Sithole sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Sithole checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sithole. Sithole obviously looking to wear him down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pitakaka.
Sithole blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pitakaka avoids a kick to the body.
No joy there for Sithole, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sithole misses with a kick to the body.
Pitakaka slips under a jab.
A good leg kick by Pitakaka.
A punch combination from Sithole misses.
Sithole throws a low kick, looking for Pitakaka's leg but Pitakaka calmly moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka defending well as Sithole loads up on a big left hand.
Pitakaka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sithole.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws out a loose jab but Sithole uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pitakaka swings for the body but Sithole moves out of range.
Pitakaka uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sithole.
Sithole blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick. Sithole tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sithole. That did some damage!
Pitakaka misses with a low kick.
Elijah Pitakaka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sithole throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Sithole checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Sithole moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a shot to the body.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick
and Sithole counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitakaka is breathing heavily.
A jab from Sithole misses.
Sithole throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pitakaka is looking to slow Sithole down with leg kicks.
Pitakaka lands a head kick!
A clash of legs there as Sithole blocks the low kick.
Pitakaka moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sithole throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Sithole checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sithole bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pitakaka's head backwards.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Sithole moves out of range easily.
Sithole moves out of range of the body kick.
Pitakaka misses with a leg kick
and Sithole counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sithole avoids a kick to the body.
Pitakaka keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Sithole sees coming a mile off.
Sithole misses with a series of wild punches.
Pitakaka moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Sithole looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pitakaka looks to land a body kick but Sithole moved away.
A head kick misses from Sithole.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Elijah Pitakaka will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Elijah Pitakaka's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Pitakaka on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sithole. Sithole obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by Sithole.
Pitakaka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sithole.
Sithole pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sithole is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Sithole moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses.
Sithole blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Sithole catches Pitakaka with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Sithole sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses
and Sithole counters with a nice body shot.
Sithole connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sithole wants to slow Pitakaka down by chopping away at his legs.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pitakaka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sithole.
Sithole avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Good leg kick by Pitakaka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sithole jabs at Pitakaka's body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Sithole moves out of range.
Sithole misses with a body shot.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sithole misses with a body kick.
Sithole takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Sithole throws a leg kick but Pitakaka moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sithole blocks the body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sithole dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pitakaka. That did some damage!
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sithole swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pitakaka takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
Pitakaka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sithole.
Sithole misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Sithole moves out of range.
Pitakaka misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sithole takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pitakaka wants to slow Sithole down by chopping away at his legs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sithole. Pitakaka does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sithole lands an overhand right.
Sithole avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Sithole misses with a wild body shot.
Sithole's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Sithole moves out of range of the body kick.
Sithole tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Sithole takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sithole feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pitakakas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sithole shoots in for a double leg but Pitakaka sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that Sithole semi-blocks.
Elijah Pitakaka is winning the standup battle so far.
Pitakaka blocks a head kick by Sithole.
Sithole throws the kick towards the body but Pitakaka avoids it.
Pitakaka lands with a slapping head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sithole.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
Sithole comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sithole pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Sithole moves out of range.
Sithole digs a good body shot into Pitakaka's ribs.
Pitakaka is looking to chop away at Sithole's legs.
Some bone on bone action there as Sithole checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Sithole scores with a punch to the head.
Sithole goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sithole pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sithole feints a jab promting Pitakaka to slip. Sithole then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Pitakaka slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sithole lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Elijah Pitakaka will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Elijah Pitakaka's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Pitakaka lands a head kick. Sithole smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Pitakaka finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sithole has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pitakaka.
Sithole lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sithole throws a body punch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.
Sithole just misses with a punch to the body.
Pitakaka takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pitakaka misses with a two punch combination.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick
and Pitakaka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Pitakaka is rocked!
Sithole throws a quick head kick that knocks Pitakaka silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Sithole is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Moses Sithole!
Moses Sithole decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.