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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Haji Muakbar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muakbar comes to the cage accompanied by That Punjabi Jay-Z song. Cartman has chosen Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On as his entrance music. Eric Cartman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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179 lbs
26 - 18 - 2 |
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170 cm
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185 lbs
32 - 18 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 18 - 2, fighting out of New York, Haji Muakbar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Russell Pearce and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman looks to clinch
enabling Muakbar to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice shot lands for Muakbar.
Muakbar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Muakbar counters with a three punch combo that has Cartman backing up. Cartman nods at Muakbar to acknowledge the strikes.
Muakbar has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Cartman has Muakbar up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Muakbar lands a hook that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Muakbar.
Muakbar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muakbar swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
Cartman looks to clinch
enabling Muakbar to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Muakbar manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Muakbar misses with a double jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muakbar cracks Cartman on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Cartman falls backwards against the cage. Muakbar follows up with more strikes that drop Cartman to his knees. Muakbar keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Cartman! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Haji Muakbar!
Haji Muakbar decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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