PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Neely (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Neely kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Cracker - Low. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Neely
vs
Klice

195 cm
31
275 lbs
31 - 13 - 0

201 cm
36
275 lbs
36 - 15 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Neely!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Neely drops his hands momentarily and Klice takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Jack Neely has been cut.
Klice swats away the attempt to clinch by Neely.
Neely throws a shot to the body.
Klice throws a body shot but no joy.
Neely is looking to clinch.
Jack Neely seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klice avoids the body shot from Neely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Klice.

Neely gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Neely tries to work over Klice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hand to the body from Klice.
Klice struggles to land a body shot inside as Neely controls his hands.
Neely drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klice is pressed up against the cage. Neely has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Klice down to the mat. Klice avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Neely feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Klices jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Neely avoids the body shot from Klice.
Klice misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice avoids the head kick by Neely.
Neely is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Neely uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Klice.
Klice cracks the inside of Neely's front leg.
Nice uppercut lands for Klice. That snapped Neely's head back.
Klice cracks Neely with a right hand to the side of the head.
Klice avoids the body shot from Neely.
Neely pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Klice back to the cage. Neely follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Klice on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Neely shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Klice as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Neely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Neely.
Neely fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A combination from Klice does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Neely jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Klice misses with an uppercut. Neely saw that one coming.
Neely lands a jab.
Neely lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Klice takes a swing at Neely's ribcage but misses.

Neely takes the fight into the clinch.
Neely tries to work over Klice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Neely is trying to pull guard but Klice has him pressed against the cage.
Neely tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Klice's elbow.
A short left from Neely.
Klice throws a head punch that misses.
Klice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Neely blocking some punches.
Klice scores with a shot to the side of Neely's head.
Neely misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neely fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Neely lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Klice backwards.
Klice working aggressively here.
Klice misses with a punch to the body.
Neely lands with a light punch inside.
Klice throws a head punch that misses.
Klice throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Neely blocks it with crossed arms.
Neely lands with a light punch inside.
Neely misses with a hook to the ribs.
Neely goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Klice is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Neely is defending well for now.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
Klice misses with a punch to the body.
Neely misses with a hook to the ribs.
Klice prevents the takedown attempt.
Neely blocks a body shot from Klice.
A nice right hand lands inside from Klice.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
Klice is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Neely is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Klice creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Klice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Neely prevents a body shot from Klice.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Neely works on Klice's body with a couple of short punches.
Neely blocks a body shot from Klice.
Neely misses with a body punch.
Klice struggles to land a body shot inside as Neely controls his hands.
Neely misses with a body punch.
Klice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Klice lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Neely or not.
Neely wants a takedown.
Neely misses with a punch to the body.
Klice lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Jack Neely's cut is getting worse.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Neely.
Neely lands a right hand.
A body shot lands from Neely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Neely creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Simbo Klice will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jack Neely's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Klice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klice takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Neely throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Neely misses with a body kick.
Neely throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Klice stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Neely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Klice, as that shot connected.
Klice takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fighters circling - Klice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Klice connects with a solid leg kick.
Klice takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Klice lands with a shot to the body.
Neely throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Neely swinging wildly here.
Neely misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neely is looking to score with low kicks.
Neely thows a leg kick but Klice checks it
and Neely takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Klice tests Neely's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neely.
Neely misses with a wild body shot.
Klice slips under a jab.
Neely shoots in but Klice avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Klice lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Neely has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Neely and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Neely throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klice counters with a slapping leg kick.
Klice punishes Neely's body with a nice straight punch.
Klice connects with a jab.

Jack Neely's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Neely looks to land a body kick but Klice moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neely tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Klice takes a swing at Neely's ribcage but misses.
Neely ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klice moves away.
Klice takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Neely rushes Klice and presses him up against the cage.
Klice digs a right hand into Neely's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Neely's gas tank.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
Klice tries to throw a body punch but Neely avoids it by throwing Klice back against the cage.
Klice tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Klice works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Klice misses with a body punch.
Neely prevents a body shot from Klice.
Neely jumps guard but Klice stands there with Neely around his waist. Neely gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Klice.
Klice misses with a punch to the body.
Neely blocks a body shot from Klice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neely blocks a body shot from Klice.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Neely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Klice.
Klice stops a takedown attempt from Neely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Neely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Klice tries to throw a body punch but Neely avoids it by throwing Klice back against the cage.
Klice putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Neely in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Klice lands a right hand.
Klice tries to work over Neely's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Klice scores with a nice short uppercut.

Jeez, Jack Neely's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A right hook to the body lands for Klice.
Klice misses with a punch to the body.
Klice misses with a punch to the body.
Klice struggles to land a body shot inside as Neely controls his hands.
Klice lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Klice lands a shoulder strike.
Klice prevents the takedown attempt.
Klice scores with a hook to the body.
Klice lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jack Neely's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Simbo Klice!
Simbo Klice is the new heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Simbo Klice made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hellraiser FightGear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Jack Neely was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back.'.