PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guan Yu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yu comes to the cage accompanied by Tale of Three Brothers. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yu
vs
Bob

183 cm
20
205 lbs
6 - 3 - 1

183 cm
20
205 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Guan Yu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
Yu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.

Bob gets a clinch.
Bob lands a body punch in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Bob.
Bob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Yu struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
Yu trying to stall but Bob improves his position.
Bob works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Yu tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Yu creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bob tries to throw a body punch but Yu avoids it by throwing Bob back against the cage.
Bob displaying some good clinch control by pressing Yu up against the cage.
Bob receives a warning from the referee for stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yu lands a nice uppercut.
Bob lands with a right to the head.
Bob throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Yu dodges an elbow strike from Bob.
Bob creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Yu's defenses.
A short uppercut from Bob.
The referee is keeping an eye on Yu - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bob pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Yu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob just leaning against Yu, taking a breather.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yu.
Bob displaying some good clinch control by pressing Yu up against the cage.
Yu misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with the head strike.
Bob working aggressively here.
Bob prevents a body shot from Yu.
Yu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yu prevents a body shot from Bob.
Bob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Yu.
Bob scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Yu.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Bob.
Bob throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bob prevents a body shot from Yu.
Bob is working Yu over against the cage.
Yu tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Yu tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bob misses with a punch on the inside.
Bob manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Yu tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing Yu back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Yu - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Bob fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Yu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yu manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bob is trying to maintain a safe position but Yu gets an underhook and turns Bob into the cage.
Yu looking to stall.
Bob scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bob slows down the pace here.
Bob lands an elbow inside that Yu shrugs off.
Bob content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Yu.
Yu cracks Bob with a nice body shot.
Bob misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Silent Bob dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Yu closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Silent Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yu takes one on the button.
Yu cracks a nice hook into Bob's ribs.
Yu connects with a crisp jab.
Yu lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Guan Yu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yu's calf.
Bob throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bob uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yu.
Yu swinging wildly here.
Bob dips to his left and cracks Yu with an uppercut!
Bob throws a hook but Yu blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yu doesn't manage to clinch there - Bob circles away.
Yu ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
Bob takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yu tries to close the distance and clinch but Bob swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Yu ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
Bob has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bob lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bob throws a nice head kick!
Bob scores with a push kick.
Nice straight punches there by Yu. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Yu.
Bob throws a hook to the side of Yu's head but Yu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bob throws a leg kick but Yu checks it.
Yu misses with a series of wild punches.
Bob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yu's calf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob missing with a left hand there. Yu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Yu misses with a hook. Bob ducked under it nicely.
Yu slips a jab from Bob.
Yu fails to land with a series of punches.
Bob shoots in for a takedown but Yu shows good takedown defense.
Yu stalks Bob and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bob's face. Bob staggers backwards, shaken.
Yu goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Yu avoids the body shot from Bob.
Yu just misses with a punch to the body.
Bob scores with a punch to the head.
Yu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bob was well out of range. Poor timing from Yu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Yu slips under a jab from Bob.
A big left from Yu misses.
Yu tries to clinch up.
Yu checks a low kick from Bob.
Silent Bob seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bob sizes up Yu with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Yu will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bob scores with the left hand. Yu knows he should have avoided that one.
Yu throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Bob.
Bob connects with a nice looking jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Yu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Yu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bob thumps Yu with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yu slips a straight right by Bob.
Bob throws a lazy right hand but Yu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Bob needs to keep his hands up - Yu had a free shot at his head there.
Bob throws a body punch but Yu moves out of range.
Yu lands a body shot.
Bob lands a nice looking kick to the body. Yu takes a step back to recover.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bob lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Yu has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Yu and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Silent Bob showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bob uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yu.
Bob cracks the inside of Yu's front leg.
Bob motions for Yu to come forward. Bob throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Yu misses.
Yu tries to clinch but Bob is having none of it.

Yu has closed the distance and engaged Bob in a clinch.
Yu struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
Yu blocks a body shot from Bob.
Yu controlling the action here for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Yu or not.
Bob swings wildly with an uppercut but Yu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yu working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bob taking a breather.
Bob looking to throw knees to the head but Yu is blocking nicely.
Bob looking to slow down the pace here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bob pushes off an throws an elbow but Yu leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bob is struggling to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bob is trying to maintain a safe position but Yu gets an underhook and turns Bob into the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Silent Bob.
Bob misses with a low kick as Yu jumps back.

Bob moves into the clinch successfully.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bob - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bob misses with a punch to the body.
Yu lands a right hand.
Yu misses with a hook to the ribs.
Yu can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
Bob has a couple of punches blocked by Yu.
Bob lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yu backwards.
Bob misses with an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob looking to stall.
A right hook to the body lands for Bob.
A head punch on the inside from Bob fails to land.
Bob will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Yu up against the cage.
Guan Yu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bob.

It looks like Guan Yu has been cut.
Yu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bob's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Yu.
Yu struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
Bob is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Yu working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Silent Bob seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bob lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Yu.
Silent Bob is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Yu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bob misses with a knee to the head.
Still in the clinch, Bob scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Yu gets through Bob's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bob can't find room to land a body shot as Yu controls the action.
Yu misses with a punch to the body.
Bob using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Yu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bob has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
A very excited looking Silent Bob made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.