PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ingemar Stenmark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Stenmark
vs
Fatherfockerusus

185 cm
28
180 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

186 cm
37
176 lbs
30 - 19 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ingemar Stenmark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Hugh Johnson and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus thuds his right hand into Stenmark's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Stenmark moves into range and clinches up with Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head.

Fatherfockerusus pulls guard.

Fatherfockerusus is looking to cinch up a triangle. Stenmark throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Fatherfockerusus's body to avoid the submission. Fatherfockerusus has instead reached around Stenmark's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Fatherfockerusus arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
An out of breath Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.