PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Myron Klewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Plumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klewis comes to the cage accompanied by Black. Plumber has chosen I'm not gay as his entrance music. Nick Plumber will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Klewis
vs
Plumber

213 cm
25
275 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

150 cm
27
305 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Myron Klewis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nick Plumber!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, David Schapiro and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Plumber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Klewis.
A punch combination from Plumber misses.
Plumber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klewis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Plumber fails to land with a series of punches.
Klewis tries for a takedown but Plumber sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Plumber throws a body punch but Klewis moves out of range.
Klewis shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Plumber misses with a wild body shot.

Plumber steps into range and cracks Klewis with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Klewis flops backwards and Plumber dives into his guard looking to finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Plumber trying to control the position from guard on top but Klewis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Plumber postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Plumber postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Plumber trying to control the position from guard on top but Klewis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klewis preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Plumber has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Klewis is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Plumber defends well.

Klewis is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Plumber defends well.
Plumber is looking to work some ground and pound but Klewis has wrist control.
Plumber looking to pass the guard.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
No joy there for Plumber, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Klewis throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Plumber was covering up waiting for the punch and Klewis finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Klewis throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Plumber works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Plumber is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Klewis has gone for a leg lock! Plumber slips out almost immediately though and dives into Klewis's guard.

Plumber forces his way into half guard.
Plumber wants to lay and pray for a moment but Klewis keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Klewis looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Plumber not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Plumber not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Klewis is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Klewis looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Plumber thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Klewis's head.

Klewis actively working from the bottom here.
Klewis on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Klewis looking for subs from the bottom but Plumber mounts him!
Plumber prevents Klewis from getting the reversal.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A nice elbow there by Plumber.
Plumber trying to control but Klewis is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nick Plumber dominated that round.
That's time! Klewis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Plumber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klewis moves away.
Plumber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Klewis.

Plumber drops Klewis with a big left hand and mounts him. Klewis is in big trouble!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Plumber cracks Klewis with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nick Plumber!
Nick Plumber took to the mic in his post fight interview and said ' I wunna take this oppertunity to set the record straight. The holocaust never .happened. It was made up. '.
In defeat, Myron Klewis stepped up to the mic, saying 'I don't know what to say.'.