PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dahl Haas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haas is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ten Typ Mes - Trze'a było. Dr John Zoidberg could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dahl Haas's chin.

John Zoidberg
vs
Haas

178 cm
32
185 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

178 cm
25
176 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Dr John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dahl Haas!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Haas.

It looks like Dr John Zoidberg has been cut.
Haas is looking to score with low kicks.
Haas scores with a leg kick.
Haas throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Zoidberg stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Haas looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Haas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoidberg takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zoidberg slips a straight right by Haas.
Haas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Haas throws a low kick but Zoidberg moves out of range easily.

Zoidberg gets tackled into the cage by Haas. Haas maintains the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg wants a takedown but no success here.
Haas lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right hand to the body from Haas.
Haas misses with a punch to the body.
Zoidberg working aggressively here.
Haas misses with a punch to the body.
Zoidberg jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Haas walks away with a smile on his face. Zoidberg gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Haas lands a big head kick that sends Zoidberg tumbling to the mat! Haas takes a step backwards and waves Zoidberg back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Zoidberg takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Zoidberg throws a jab but it's blocked by Haas.

Haas feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Zoidberg sprawling to the canvas! Zoidberg rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Haas finish him?!

Zoidberg is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Oh Zoidberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zoidberg looks to land a right hand but Haas moved out of range.
Zoidberg connects with a jab.

Haas darts in and clinches Zoidberg up against the cage.
Zoidberg seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice right hand lands inside from Haas.
A hook to the body from Haas.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Zoidberg fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dr John Zoidberg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zoidberg.
Haas throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zoidbergs head.
Haas scores with a shot to the side of Zoidberg's head.
Zoidberg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haas's elbow.
Haas throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Zoidberg swings wildly with an uppercut but Haas uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haas scores with a nice hook to the head.
Haas throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zoidbergs head.
Zoidberg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Zoidberg breaks the clinch.
Nice body kick there by Haas.
Zoidberg is breathing heavily.
Haas drops Zoidberg with a straight right hand, right on the button! Haas follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dahl Haas!
Dahl Haas bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.