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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yoshiteru Goto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goto's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Japanese Boy. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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146 lbs
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158 lbs
43 - 24 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Yoshiteru Goto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
43 - 24 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Goto misses its intended target.
McWeakhands attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Goto defending well as McWeakhands loads up on a big left hand.
Goto cracks McWeakhands with a right hand to the side of the head.
Goto circles away from the clinch attempt.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands moves away from the strike by Goto.
McWeakhands scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Goto doesn't seem bothered though.
Goto cracks the inside of McWeakhands's front leg.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Goto misses.
Goto throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWeakhands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWeakhands drops his hands momentarily and Goto takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Goto misses with a head kick.
McWeakhands closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Goto fails to land.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWeakhands tries to clinch up but Goto circles away and keeps his distance.
McWeakhands throws a shot from downtown. Goto moves away and avoids it.
Goto uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
Goto throws a lazy right hand but McWeakhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goto throws a quick inside leg kick.
Goto tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Goto misses with a straight right.
McWeakhands avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Goto manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McWeakhands throws out a loose jab but Goto uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head kick misses from McWeakhands.
Goto scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Goto keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Goto uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a straight left.
Goto fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Goto throws a series of punches but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Goto throws the kick towards the body but McWeakhands avoids it.
The fight stays on the outside here - McWeakhands looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McWeakhands throws an overhand right that lands on Goto's shoulder, as Goto tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands throws a solid leg kick but Goto takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeakhands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Goto slips the punch.
Goto blocks a jab.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Goto moves out of range easily.
Goto connects with a right hand. McWeakhands shakes it off.
McWeakhands closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jab, jab by Goto - just one landing.
Goto swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goto moves away.
McWeakhands throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Goto darts in and clinches McWeakhands up against the cage.
McWeakhands blocks an uppercut.
I was talking to Goto's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McWeakhands lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Goto.
Goto lands with a light punch inside.
A frustrated look appears on McWeakhands's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short uppercut from Goto.
Goto stalling.
Goto blocking some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McWeakhands as Goto tries to tie him up.
Goto working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The referee calls for Goto to work.
McWeakhands lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McWeakhands wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Goto has McWeakhands pushed against the cage.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, Goto scores with a nice short uppercut.
McWeakhands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McWeakhands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Goto throws an overhand right that lands on McWeakhands's shoulder, as McWeakhands tries to avoid the shot.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Goto has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Goto uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
A shot to the liver by Goto. Beautiful body shot.
Goto connects with a high kick.
Goto swats away the attempt to clinch by McWeakhands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for McWeakhands. That snapped Goto's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goto misses with a looping left.
Goto displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWeakhands throws out the jab.
A low kick from Goto misses
and McWeakhands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Goto connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McWeakhands misses the jab.
McWeakhands looks to land a combination but Goto avoids it well.
Goto clobbers McWeakhands with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Goto throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Goto ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands digs a good body shot into Goto's ribs.
McWeakhands throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Goto stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McWeakhands thumps Goto with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWeakhands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Goto moves out of range.
Goto walks into a jab.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Goto moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Yoshiteru Goto will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A jab from McWeakhands does it's job there.
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Goto circles away.
Goto stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Goto steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a quick inside leg kick.
Goto throws a big shot that misses.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. Goto looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Goto smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick
and Goto counters with a nice body kick.
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
McWeakhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Goto closes the distance and pushes McWeakhands back into the cage.
McWeakhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goto struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
McWeakhands tries to work over Goto's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Goto tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWeakhands's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Goto.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Goto.
Goto throws a punch but it's blocked by McWeakhands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goto fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goto is working McWeakhands over against the cage.
McWeakhands throws a punch but it's blocked by Goto.
McWeakhands swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWeakhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goto lands a hook that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
McWeakhands blocks an uppercut.
McWeakhands manages to break the clinch.
McWeakhands tries to move into range but Goto moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Goto keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Goto keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeakhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McWeakhands tests Goto's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
McWeakhands misses the jab.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Goto is just out of range.
McWeakhands connects with an inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! McWeakhands slams his shin into Goto's torso.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goto throws a nice outside leg kick.
McWeakhands connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Goto's hands.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. Goto looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Goto.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
Goto takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McWeakhands swings widly with a right hand
and Goto counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWeakhands tries to work over Goto's front leg with a kick but Goto checks it.
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McWeakhands connects with a solid leg kick.
Goto fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWeakhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWeakhands stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Goto.
Goto misses with an uppercut.
McWeakhands doesn't manage to clinch there - Goto circles away.
McWeakhands misses with a hook.
McWeakhands looks to land a left hand but Goto moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands closes the distance and clinches.
McWeakhands misses with some punches.
McWeakhands tries to throw a body punch but Goto avoids it by throwing McWeakhands back against the cage.
McWeakhands scores with a shoulder strike.
McWeakhands lands a body punch.
Goto slows down the pace here.
Goto blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Goto fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Goto.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Goto has a couple of punches blocked by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Goto stalling in the clinch but McWeakhands improves position.
Goto is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Goto uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands blocking some punches.
Goto lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWeakhands working hard to break the clinch.
Goto misses with a punch to the body.
Goto lands with a short shot to the head.
McWeakhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goto working aggressively here.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Goto's elbow.
Goto just leaning against McWeakhands, taking a breather.
A shot in the inside from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Goto uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gotos head.
Goto blocks an uppercut.
McWeakhands lands on the inside with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick
and McWeakhands takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands is looking to clinch but Goto is avoiding it.
McWeakhands connects with a single shot there.
McWeakhands motions for Goto to come forward. McWeakhands throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands throws a jab when Goto was well out of range.
Goto scores with a jab.
McWeakhands pivots, looking for a leg kick but Goto is out of range and McWeakhands settles back down.
Goto checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big right from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands slips under a jab from Goto.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWeakhands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands missing with a left hand there. Goto was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Goto connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Goto throws out a leg kick but McWeakhands moves out of range and Goto only half commits.
A leg kick checked by McWeakhands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Goto, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd cheers as Goto lands an impressive looking overhand right. McWeakhands doesn't seem phased though.
McWeakhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Goto.
Goto takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Goto checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
Goto looks to land a right hand but McWeakhands moved out of range.
Goto keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands with a good body shot.
McWeakhands jabs at Goto's body.
McWeakhands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Goto jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Goto throws a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up but Goto circles away and keeps his distance.
McWeakhands looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Goto.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands tries to keep at a distance but Goto has taken the fight into the clinch.
McWeakhands misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Goto backwards.
McWeakhands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Goto throws a head punch that misses.
Goto lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Goto.
McWeakhands misses with a hook from the clinch.
McWeakhands tries to circle away but Goto has him pinned against the cage.
Goto blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands lands an uppercut.
McWeakhands has had enough of the clinch but Goto keeps him there for the moment.
McWeakhands breaks the clinch.
McWeakhands lands with a kick to the temple. Goto shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice shot lands for Goto.
Goto throws a leg kick but McWeakhands moved away.
Goto looks to land a left hand but McWeakhands moved out of range nicely.
McWeakhands takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Goto scores with a leg kick.
Goto forces McWeakhands back against the cage and clinches.
Goto stalls.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Goto uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Goto fails to land.
Goto has McWeakhands pressed against the cage.
Goto tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWeakhands's elbow.
McWeakhands wants to break the clinch but can't.
McWeakhands manages to break the clinch.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Goto throws out the jab.
Goto circles away from the clinch attempt.
McWeakhands ducks under a wild hook from Goto.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
McWeakhands gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWeakhands tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Goto paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A bone on bone clash there as Goto blocks the leg kick.
McWeakhands throws the left hand but Goto avoids the punch easily.
A big left from Goto misses.
McWeakhands throws a right hand that misses
and Goto counters with a nice low kick that buckles McWeakhands's knee momentarily.
Goto pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWeakhands misses the jab.
Goto throws a nice looking combination but McWeakhands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McWeakhands fails with an attempt to clinch.
McWeakhands moves out of range as Goto strikes.
McWeakhands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Yoshiteru Goto.
I think Goto has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Yoshiteru Goto!
Post fight, Yoshiteru Goto stared into the camera and said 'Who is the fuckin spud now you jack ass. Eat some more vegemite you fucking cunt'.
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